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  • By peter for Ivy

    immaculate lady

    Seen Ivy once or twice and shes a real pleasure to be with and interesting.Always immaculate and polite cant really go wrong. peter

    2026/01/31 at 2:18 pm
  • By Tim for Sophie

    Wow

    Truly is an amazing girl so bubbly and welcoming. Will definitely be booking again thank you

    2026/02/01 at 9:25 am
  • By Iron Horse for Yasmin

    An Absolute Delight

    I treated myself to an in-call with the lovely Yasmin this morning. A one hour booking was extended by another hour – I just needed more of the wonderful experience, much, much more. I had an incredible time thank you for making it so very special.

    2026/02/01 at 6:31 pm
  • By Tommy for Bella is back!

    Lovely 2 hours with Bella

    Recently was lucky enough to spend some time with the lovely Bella…who arrived timely and immediately was chatty and calming my nerves.
    Great conversation and lots of fun. Would recommend some unrushed time with her.
    Follow your dreams Bella without fear!

    2026/02/03 at 11:38 pm
  • By Sid for Sammie

    Excellent

    Just spent an awesome hour with Sammie. Everything was great.

    2026/02/06 at 12:29 pm
  • By Smitten for Sammie

    Smitten

    I met Sammie for 45 mins on 28th Jan having seen her many times now at various Noir locations – can’t believe how she just gets better & better! A wonderful person and the best ever!

    2026/02/06 at 12:48 pm
  • By Ash for Megan

    Fun times

    Another fun meet with Megan, pocket rocket who proves to be a great company

    2026/02/06 at 1:01 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Sasha

    A Cosmic Sensation

    I spent an incredible 4 hour dinner date with Sasha that was captivating from start to finish. Sasha is such a stunningly beautiful, intelligent, and accomplished woman that the hours just flew by in laughter and incredible stories. The after dinner time was equally energetic and engaging. Sasha, thank you for a truly cosmic sensation. I can’t wait for the next time

    2026/02/06 at 11:32 pm
  • By Smitten for Sammie

    Smitten - again!

    I saw Sammie on 5th Feb – fortunately she was available at short notice. Started slightly late as parking at LS10 can be a nightmare but it was everything I could hope for – thanks again Sammie, you’re amazing!

    2026/02/07 at 4:31 pm
  • By Dave for Maddie

    Highly recommended

    Well thank you for the recommendation. Amazing 2hrs spent with Maddie. Her maturity really meant we connected well. Plus she knows exactly what to do with a man! such a lovely person too

    2026/02/08 at 4:12 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Vanessa

    Down to Earth Enjoyment

    I spent a wonderful 90 minutes with Vanessa as some late night stress relief. Vanessa is a real, genuine down to earth girl who constantly made sure that I was happy and enjoying myself. She brings her own style which is natural and relaxed. Overall a different and enjoyable experience and one I can recommend you try for yourself.

    2026/02/08 at 8:27 pm
  • By Dave for Sophie

    Wonderful

    Sophie is the most wonderful companion, great experiences every time, wouldn’t hesitate to recommend her!

    2026/02/09 at 4:29 pm
  • By Smitten for Sammie

    Always goes the extra mile!

    Another great hour with Sammie today – she always goes the extra mile to please 😁. See you again soon!

    2026/02/09 at 11:01 pm
  • By Peter for Sammie

    Wonderful experience

    Saw Sammie for the second time on 12 January and it won’t be the last. She’s sweet, gentle, easy to chat to, has a lovely body and is very…….energetic! Highly recommended

    2026/02/10 at 11:29 am
  • By Jak for Evelyn

    I found it unprofessional that Evelyn interrupted our session to take phone calls, I was willing to look past, however the refusal to refund me for the half hour that was cut off as a result of her not wanting to pay an extra hour for parking, left a sour taste. Whilst I totally understood that she didn’t want to pay for the extra hours parking, refusing to refund the time cut off through no fault of my own soured the experience for me

    2026/02/11 at 11:45 am
  • By Simon for Maya

    Perfection

    Just had my 3rd booking with Maya, gets better every time. Her pictures don’t do her justice and she is so welcoming and friendly, easy conversation and then…the service is absolutely wow. Beware, she is addictive. Til next time thank you sooo much

    2026/02/11 at 6:34 pm
  • By Garfield for Malia

    Top Class Lass

    Met Malia earlier today upon a recommendation from the Noir team and what a recommendation it was! From the welcome at the door and throughout our time together, Malia was so open and engaging. Passionate, tactile and amenable, she delivered the perfect GFE. And last but not least she’s so gorgeous and sexy, with the most amazing bottom.
    Love your new photos Malia!

    2026/02/11 at 8:34 pm
  • By Mark ⛄️ for Sophie

    Mark ⛄️. Saw Sophie for a 2hr outcall . First time I’ve seen her , Realy happy and I bet she is a real laugh if you spent my time with her. Thanks again to team noir for there hard work . Short notice booking but they deliver . Thanks 😃😃

    2026/02/12 at 11:38 am
  • By David for Sophie

    Must See

    Sophie is genuinely striking. A tall, devastatingly attractive blonde. You’ll
    see her amazing photos in her profile but if anything they don’t do her justice. She has an exquisite body and the most pert derrière you’re likely to find.

    Warm, friendly and a good conversation as well. Beauty and brains.

    Sadly but understandably in extremely high demand.

    2026/02/12 at 6:53 pm
  • By Adam k for Maya

    Be good to her

    The agency told me she would be worth it and she was, brilliant customer servixe from the reception. Maya is beautiful , body is 10 out of 10 , personality is 10 out of 10 and service is 10 out of 10, i am atticted and will be back just for her again , be good to her boys

    2026/02/13 at 7:20 pm
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Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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