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  • By Iron Horse for Dionne

    It Simply Cannot Get Better

    I spent an unbelievable 2 hours with the gorgeous Dionne last night. Her easy conversation, non-stop giving personality, and the most sensual skin I have ever caressed, all created the most sensational experience I have ever had. This morning I woke as if in a dream as the memories of Dionne lingered tantalisingly in my mind and whole body. Truly, I am now left to face the stark question – How can anything be better than this? Treat her well gents, and you will find nirvana.

    2026/02/17 at 7:51 am
  • By Adam II for Maya

    Amazing

    Thanks again Maya, that was such a great experience and you look lovely (as always). Thanks Noir for arranging.

    2026/02/17 at 2:33 pm
  • By Geoff for Megan

    Last week I went to see Megan for a second time and I thoroughly enjoyed my time with her. From the moment we start talking we were kissing. Her profile says she has nice juicy lips and I can confirm they were very juicy. Whatever I suggested she was up for it and she has a lot of energy. Anyone thinking of meeting up with Megan I would 100% recommend her. She has bags of energy and it was an hour well spent with her. Thankyou Megan for a lovely time and thanks to Aimee and Jen for arranging.

    2026/02/18 at 3:27 pm
  • By Quinton for Dionne

    Pure Elegance

    Had a lovelty time with this beautiful and articulate young lady. A truly elite young woman with a model’s poise and elegance. She would make the perfect dinner date. Right at the top of the list for another evening at my place. Thanks to Aimee for arranging and thanks to Dionne for a wonderful experience. xx

    2026/02/18 at 8:49 pm
  • By Steve for Dionne

    Best experience

    I had the delight today of meeting this wondrous lady on a 3 hour hotel booking . We agreed to meet in the bar and she entered the hotel and I was literally over whelmed with her poise and beauty . Conversation flowed easily and fluently as she made all the conversation intellectually seamless

    What happened in the room will remain between this lady and me however she took me to heaven and back several times and without a shadow of a doubt this is my best courtesan experience ever . I hope you read this review Dionne and I am so looking forward to our next experience together which will definitely be sooner rather than later !!!

    2026/02/19 at 7:51 am
  • By Rj for Sophie

    5 stars

    The was this girl can make you giggle she really is one of a kind. treat her good guys

    2026/02/19 at 10:44 am
  • By Iron Horse for DeeDee

    A Perfect Blend of Mutual Giving

    I had the supreme pleasure of a dinner date with DeeDee that we extended into a fifth hour. Our evening had every variety of companionship, gift giving to start followed by pre-dinner intimacy. The Italian dinner was a huge win with great food and better conversation – a true GFE. Then, by request, I experienced Mistress! The queen of DOM. It was my first ever experience of this but the tiger unleashed within DeeDee was something to behold. This lovely red-haired angel is an absolute treasure. You will not be disappointed if you treat her right. Thanks DeeDee xx

    2026/02/19 at 2:30 pm
  • By Adam II for Mercedes

    Good service

    Thanks for seeing me today and the good service. Very pretty lady in great shape. Thanks noir for arranging.

    2026/02/19 at 6:08 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Dionne

    A Night of Sheer Delight

    Dionne is everything her profile says and way more. An expert in the art of connection. Double Tick. Sparkling dinner date company. Double tick. Her ability to effortlessly make me feel the most special man alive. Double Tick. To steal a line from the movies – she makes me want to be a better man. Dionne is a girlfriend experience on steroids and it is joyful to spend time with her. The more the better … trust me, you will not be disappointed.

    2026/02/20 at 12:35 pm
  • By Amazed! for Dionne

    Unbelievably good!

    I saw Dionne for the first time at short notice. It was a 45 min booking and WOW – she is unbelievably good. Could definitely have a career as a model 😁

    Dionne has the looks and the brains – she did not disappoint!

    2026/02/20 at 3:53 pm
  • By Steve for DeeDee

    Amazing experience

    I have been blessed to be an early client of Dee Dee and I use the word blessed very carefully . I have over a 20 year period seen many top class courtesans and without fear or favour I have to say that Dee Dee is by a comfortable margin a very exciting and genuine lady. She arrived on time looking perfect in the business suit and heels ensemble that we had agreed for the bar . The conversation flowed punctuated by a bit of bar frisson that Dee Dee and I will keep to ourselves .

    In the room she changed in to the figure hugging dress we had agreed and the next. 2 hrs flowed in a manner that was beyond my wildest dreams !! She is a lady and must be treated in this way !!!

    2026/02/20 at 6:53 pm
  • By David for DeeDee

    more beautiful than her pictures

    DeeDee is a lovely human being. She’s far more beautiful than her pictures suggest, a striking redhead.

    She’s genuinely enthusiastic about what she does. If you’re kind and gentle you will imagine yourself to be with your girlfriend.

    She’s a good conversationalist as well and a friendly person who is good to be around. Made me feel years younger.

    2026/02/20 at 6:54 pm
  • By J for Dionne

    5 star review

    I must say your recommendation of Dionne was incredibly accurate what a lovely gorgeous young woman great chemistry and everything else that followed was fault less

    2026/02/21 at 1:16 pm
  • By Amazed for DeeDee

    Disappointed

    I was asked to see Dee Dee at short notice because Maddie was unavailable.

    Dee Dee is a nice lady but the appointment was very disappointing so cut it short from 45 mins to 30.

    I suppose these things happen. 😢

    2026/02/21 at 4:07 pm
  • By David for Evelyn

    Must see

    I asked Evelyn to return following a lovely first meeting (each time for two hours).

    She’s an incredibly warm, loving person- if you treat her kindly she will respond in ways that will amaze you. I’ve never had such a passionate meeting with a girl I met this way than I did with Evelyn.

    She made me feel like James Bond in From Russia With Love.

    Beautiful inside and out, radiating authenticity.

    2026/02/23 at 1:16 am
  • By R for Holly

    Very friendly GFE

    Great friendly girl, easy to get along with offering a GFE service, Holly is a natural girl though so is not shaven so perfect for any guys who prefer that look

    2026/02/24 at 11:49 am
  • By Steve K for Mercedes

    Good session

    Mercedes was cute and sexy. Good session. Would recommend her.

    2026/02/24 at 12:22 pm
  • By Smitten for Sammie

    Welcome back!

    After 2 very long weeks, Sammie is back 😁 and what a great hour it was!

    Don’t go away for so long next time! 😭

    2026/02/24 at 2:39 pm
  • By Steve for Mercedes

    Good session

    Mercedes was cute and sexy. Had a good session. Would recommend her.

    2026/02/25 at 9:13 pm
  • By David for Dionne

    Must see

    Dionne will transport you to new dimensions of sensual experience if you treat her with kindness and respect.

    Halle Berry from the James Bond movie will walk through your door and shower you with kindness and affection.

    I have to imagine new superlatives to describe her.

    In addition to having genuinely supermodel good looks, she is kind, warm and startlingly intelligent. She has an infectious sense of humour and will feel not so much as your girlfriend but your life partner for a night.

    2026/02/26 at 9:55 am

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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