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  • By Max for Sasha

    SASHA SIZZLING HOT🔥🔥

    Sasha is 5star at her job defo knows how to work her magic in the bedroom. Mind blowing with a sexy body. This girl knows how to please a man. Guys don’t miss out Sasha has to be No1 on the site.

    2026/01/11 at 8:50 pm
  • By O for Mercedes

    A lovely hour

    Second visit to Mercedes, just as good as the first!

    2026/01/12 at 9:43 pm
  • By Ali for Bethany

    Good could’ve been better

    I agree with the rest of the reviews that Bethany is beautiful and her photos don’t do her justice. I think her service let her down as she kept checking her phone so I felt like her attention was more focused on her phone than me apart from that it was a good meet. Hopefully she takes on board the feedback and is more present in future bookings. Thanks noir and Bethany

    2026/01/13 at 2:14 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Bella

    Bella

    Thanks for another wonderful hour Bella, was good to see you again, forgot how cute you are and wonderful company. See ypu soon Bella xx

    2026/01/13 at 8:31 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Sophie

    Sophie

    Sophie gorgeous as always and a great way to relive some stress, as slways a pleasure to see you and look forward to next booking, an hour in Sophies company lights up any day, Thanks Sophie XXX and to Jen for arranging 🙂 xx

    2026/01/14 at 6:19 pm
  • By Tom for Bethany

    Superb As Always

    I’ve seen Bethany multiple times now and each meeting is better than the last. I would highly recommend her to anyone looking for top tier conversation and company. I look forward to seeing her in the future.

    2026/01/14 at 8:06 pm
  • By SK for Bella

    Sweet and Adorable.

    It was a wonderful meeting Bella. She is young and adorable. Her eyes is something to die for. She was quite relaxed and engaging girl I have met. We had a very good conversation and she really have a great knowledge about the world. Especially to mention that her body was so soft at one point of our session I felt like cuddling her till the end.

    I hope she will be great and will come out of the shell soon with experience. But till then I would be happy to meet her again and have a conversation that ends for hours. See you soon Bella x

    2026/01/14 at 9:20 pm
  • By A for Bella

    Amazing

    Had a wonderful time with Bella

    2026/01/15 at 9:12 am
  • By Iron Horse for Sammie

    Morning Bliss

    Gents, there is a reason why the world is such a beautiful place – and that reason is Sammie. 2 hours of exquisite loving this morning with the most capable and sensual woman I know. I cannot imagine a more meaningful definition of bliss. Thank you Sammie and thank you Noir team!

    2026/01/15 at 12:32 pm
  • By Ash for Megan

    An hour of passion (part 2)

    Wow just wow this was my second booking with Megan, saw her last summer. This was even better then the first meet, looking forward to part 3 🙂
    I think other reviews cover her personality/featutres very well, she is just amazing

    2026/01/15 at 3:30 pm
  • By J for Arabella

    Beautiful

    Beautiful sexy young woman. Had a really great time. Would definitely recommend.

    2026/01/15 at 7:31 pm
  • By A for Sophie

    Good time!

    It was great to see Sophie again

    2026/01/15 at 7:48 pm
  • By M for Sophie

    Saw Sophie just before Xmas for half an hour. Very pretty face and great body…I mean ridiculously good.

    Will definitely return for more…

    2026/01/16 at 9:25 pm
  • By A for Sasha

    Wow!

    I’ll leave the rest for your imagination

    2026/01/16 at 10:12 pm
  • By Jonathan for Maddie

    Amazing girl

    It’s a few days since I last saw Maddie and I’ve thought about nothing else since. If she were available I would happily spend the rest of my days spoiling her rotten. She’s beautiful, bright and possibly the most engaging person I have ever met. Thanks Jen for briefly putting her in my life x

    2026/01/18 at 10:28 am
  • By AC for Maddie

    Wow

    So absolutely do not make a booking.

    Because I’m not sharing. She’s bright as a button, sexy as hell and truly a nice person. It felt natural and fun.

    Don’t book. I need the availability for me.

    2026/01/18 at 5:55 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Jade

    A True Gem

    Gents, this is not just a review, it is a sincere acknowledgement of thanks to the ladies of Noir. It takes a very professional dedication, and strength, for them to step out of their own world realities, and into ours, where they eagerly, and skillfully, cater for our unique desires. Jade is a truly shining star in this regard. She is beautiful, talented, and super responsive to kindness. You are a true gem, Jade and a joy to be with.

    2026/01/18 at 6:03 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Maddie

    A Sensational Afternoon

    Spent a glorious 2 hours with Maddie. She is every bit as beautiful, playful, and giving as the reviews say she is. And gents, there are new pictures of the ladies coming and let me tell you that Maddie’s are sensational. Maddie is definitely one of the superstars at Noir. Book extra time with Maddie, you will be so glad that you did.

    2026/01/19 at 1:43 pm
  • By Tom for Bella

    Perfect

    Bella is amazing. That’s my second time with her and I’m sure there’ll be plenty more to come. The first time was fantastic and this was probably even better. She’s just such a sweet, lovely person. She arrived smiling and immediately made me feel good about myself and what was to come- so welcoming! She delivered a fantastic service to the point where I didn’t ever want the time to end. She’s so beautiful and stunning from head to toe, a lovely, kind, open person and someone who helps make you feel comfortable and at ease, which is a very valuable trait. I can’t wait to see her again 🙂

    2026/01/20 at 1:30 pm
  • By Jack for Sophie

    Angel

    Truly is my favorite, heart of gold hilarious to talk too and we always behave the best time in the bedroom. Every time I think about her for weeks. Definitely booking again soon

    2026/01/22 at 9:17 am

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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