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  • By Steve for Bethany

    Relaxing session

    Bethany was nice and offered a good service. Liked her perfume! A relaxing session. Would recommend her.

    2025/11/07 at 12:26 pm
  • By C for Bethany

    Excellent

    Just spent some time with Bethany
    She is a star!! Warm and generous and she really make you feel like you are the best ever.
    Highly recommended!!

    2025/11/07 at 5:10 pm
  • By C for Vanessa

    Very classy

    Had a very good time with Vanessa.
    She is a very nice woman that I definitely can recommend!

    2025/11/07 at 5:12 pm
  • By T for Bethany

    Another fantastic booking

    Another fantastic booking with this brainy bombshell. Great conversation and exceeds in all areas, highly recommended and will be seeing again.

    2025/11/08 at 11:32 am
  • By Makky for Mercedes

    🙂

    Had a great time with the lovely, lively and genuine Mercedes last night as always. She is great company, has great energy, very easy to talk with.
    Time always goes by too fast, even two hours doesn’t feel like enough, haha.
    Always leaves me wanting to see her again 😉

    2025/11/08 at 1:34 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Sophie

    Sophie

    WOW Sophie you are amazing, thanks for another great time, 2nd booking and forgot how beautiful you are and your company is fantastic again great personality and a body to die for see you again soonSophie XXX

    2025/11/08 at 6:17 pm
  • By MIke for River

    FANTASTIC GIRL, SHE IS A REAL NICE GENUINE GIRL. PLEASE TREAT HER NICE SHE IS WORTH THE EFFORT. HAVE TO BOOK HER AGAIN THANKS RIVER.

    2025/11/09 at 12:07 pm
  • By T for Bethany

    Effortless Affection

    Third time seeing Bethany, and each session feels more like revisiting a connection than booking a service. She’s a true brainy bombshell, stunning, yes, but it’s her sharp wit, emotional intelligence, and calm presence that stay with you. There’s an ease to being around her, like you can drop the mask and just be you. Affection flows naturally, conversation never feels forced, and the intimacy, emotional as much as physical, is something rare. She’s not just good at what she does; she’s quietly unforgettable.

    I would highly recommend her and look forward to seeing her again in the future.

    2025/11/09 at 12:32 pm
  • By Andy for Mercedes

    Amazing

    First time seeing Mercedes and it won’t be the last.
    She’s a gem, very friendly & was incredible . Can’t fault her at all.
    Thanks to Charlotte for making the booking process so easy too

    2025/11/09 at 6:33 pm
  • By SK for Luna

    The best experience

    Oh where to start. Meeting her for the third time and she remembers me. She was flirty and very open minded. We had a few rum & coke where she opened up so good. Her body is to die for and provided the best experience. Always feel like go back to her and the itch to book her overnight. Hope that happens as soon as possible.

    Would highly recommend her if you want to have a great company and open conversation.

    Till next time Luna !!!!!

    2025/11/09 at 9:19 pm
  • By Mr Couth for Sasha

    It’s very rare to be so conflicted, if I tell you the truth, I’ll suffer the consequences of not being able to book again due to the 11 month waiting list!!

    Genuinely that was a next level outstanding, epic experience

    Sensational in every respect

    Breathtakingly beautiful, smoking HOT

    Wonderful woman, mind and soul

    Make sure you are on your A game amigos, you do not want to regret missing out

    2025/11/10 at 11:55 pm
  • By Rj for Bethany

    Had chance of a 2nd meet with Bethany & wow I thought 1st meet was good but she didn’t disappoint will see you again soon

    2025/11/11 at 7:02 am
  • By Billy for Sammie

    African godess

    My preference for charming, stunning and attentive women was 100% on point with this oh so sexy lady. Let utterly drained and exhausted after her visit. Thanks Sammie

    2025/11/11 at 7:15 pm
  • By Bam Bam for River

    River

    WOW what can I say about River but gorgeous as always and fantastic company once again, time with River is amazing and a pleasure, Till next time River XXX

    2025/11/11 at 10:19 pm
  • By Adam for Bethany

    Goddess

    Well we are back again, walking up to my door like an absolute goddess. The third time me and Bethany have come together and by god it is a meet where you always need more time together. It’s just never enough.
    So elegant, so beautiful, I’m lost in her eyes.

    Until we meet again.

    2025/11/11 at 10:51 pm
  • By Sid for Sophie

    Fab girl

    Had a quick booking with this girl last week, will definitely be booking more hours with her. What a delightful young lady

    2025/11/12 at 10:03 am
  • By Ian for Mercedes

    Perfect

    Mercedes has a very pretty face and perfect tiny figure, matching the photos.
    She was open minded, relaxed and mature for her age.
    Would definitely book again if the opportunity arises.

    2025/11/12 at 10:09 am
  • By alex for Ivy

    Gorgeous genuine girl

    Had a great time with Ivy, very gorgeous young lady, made me feel very comfortable. Super sensual GFE and incredible figure.

    2025/11/13 at 7:48 am
  • By peter for Ivy

    Genuinely n ice and very pretty

    saw Ivy again today and as before was great company,so intelligent and great at this job.Pretty and considerate she is as much as any man could want.Totally recommend. 5 star or more!

    2025/11/13 at 6:49 pm
  • By Alex for Ivy

    Gorgeous, genuine girl

    Had a great time with Ivy, very gorgeous young lady, made me feel very comfortable. Super sensual GFE and incredible figure.

    2025/11/13 at 9:37 pm

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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