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  • By R for Sophie

    !

    Exceptional woman. Makes you feel very welcome and at ease. Booking also made very easy

    2025/12/16 at 3:53 pm

  • By Simon for Maya

    Gorgeous

    What a lovely treat that was Maya, thank you so much. Absolutely stunning young lady, beautiful, tactile, sexy and a warm friendly personality. Cannot wait to return.

    2025/12/16 at 5:11 pm

  • By G for Sammie

    Fabulous!

    I was lucky enough to see Sammie before she goes away for a while – WOW, so pleased I did!

    2025/12/16 at 7:32 pm

  • By Timothy Isam for Sammie

    Dinner Date

    Sammie went to great lengths to ensure our date was exceptional she looked beautiful and her perfume was lovely the evening flew by with sparkling conversation full of warmth rounding off with an encounter both passionate and intense. I will definitely be anticipating our next meeting.

    2025/12/16 at 9:13 pm

  • By Tom for Bethany

    Lovely lady

    I enjoyed my time with Bethany, I personally think she’s a lovely person and very beautiful. I think the comments about her tummy are downright rude and out of order. I’m sure the blokes in the comments below- “MK” and “Jon” have rippling six packs and perfect bodies so it’s a shame she doesn’t live up to their ludicrously high standards…

    I think she’s utterly stunning- beautiful face, great body and I like her tummy- I thought it was toned and nice. When she appeared in her lingerie I was taken aback by how stunning she looked. There were moments where I couldn’t help but gaze into her beautiful eyes and admire her.

    What a fantastic person, having met her I find it astounding there are such hurtful comments but she should ignore them because they’re utter nonsense. She is so kind, personable, open-minded and understanding and I really enjoyed meeting her. Will absolutely be seeing her again 🙂 xx

    2025/12/16 at 9:40 pm

  • By Yasir for Ivy

    Simply Wow!

    What’s left to say about Ivy, she’s the perfect mix of brains and beauty

    2025/12/16 at 10:10 pm

  • By John for Megan

    Perfect

    This little lady is perfect in every way. I have no words to describe her other than AMAZING!
    Thank you Megan and thank you Jen & Aimee for making the arrangements.

    2025/12/17 at 1:00 pm

  • By Jon for Sophie

    I had the pleasure of spending time with Sophie earlier. She’s such a down-to-earth, passionate, warm, and friendly young lady. She truly has a gorgeous and slim figure, and her cheerful personality makes her even more charming 5* definitely see again x

    2025/12/18 at 9:45 am

  • By Richard for Cienna

    Lovely time

    Had a really great time with Cienna today. She is gorgeous both inside and out. My first time with Noir but I will be back to see Cienna!

    2025/12/18 at 11:18 pm

  • By Ash for Bella

    Chilled out meet

    Naturally pretty and very relaxed, had an enjoyable hour with her x

    2025/12/19 at 12:35 pm

  • By Jake for Ivy

    Met Ivy a while ago but never got around to leaving a review.
    Absolutely lovely young lady, looked amazing dressed as requested. A little shy and more gfe than the girls I usually like to see but definitely no less fun. Had a great time and would see her again

    2025/12/19 at 2:22 pm

  • By Geoff for Sophie

    Christmas comfort

    This was my 2nd time seeing Sophie and had a lovely time with her just before Christmas. Such a beautiful girl and I really enjoyed her company.
    Merry Christmas Sophie x

    2025/12/19 at 11:10 pm

  • By Ste for Bethany

    Addictive

    I honestly can’t get enough of this beauty. I’ve seen Bethany many times now, and each visit is better than the last. She’s so down to earth, gorgeous inside and out, and amazing at what she does. Counting down until I see her again in 2026 until next time, thank you noir and Bethany x

    2025/12/20 at 9:53 am

  • By peter for Ivy

    five star

    3rd visit to iv and what a pleasant intelligent pretty girl she is. A great hour sent with her and fully revommend.Hope to see her again as very moreish,

    2025/12/20 at 4:47 pm

  • By Jamie for Bethany

    Superb Booking

    I had a wonderful time with Bethany, she is well spoken and we had a great conversation. Bethany is also breathtakingly beautiful and I had a superb time in her company, I will be booking her again.

    2025/12/20 at 11:15 pm

  • By Tomas for Maddie

    Tom

    Gorgeous girl
    Gorgeous body
    Full package *****

    2025/12/21 at 7:31 pm

  • By Peter for Bella

    Christmas treat

    Enjoyed a pleasure filled hour with Bella on Saturday evening, a lovely, stunning young lady, beauty, brains with a generous sprinkle of humour. Thank you. Highly recommened.

    2025/12/22 at 10:48 am

  • By Dee for Ivy

    Amy

    Seen Ivy few times now lovely young lady and gets better every time I see her always happy smiling chaty and very punctual good all round for one so young.

    2025/12/22 at 7:59 pm

  • By Bam Bam for Ivy

    Ivy

    Ivy beautiful as always, and great company again, great to see you again need to book again soon, hope you have a great Christmas and New Year, Thanks Ivy XXX and Aimee for arranging x

    2025/12/22 at 8:31 pm

  • By Garfield for Ivy

    Perfection

    Such a warm welcome on arrival as Ivy fondly remembered me from our previous meeting over 3 months ago. Dressed as requested she looked absolutely divine. A quick catch up was followed by another immensely intimate and passionate date. Of course she is a very gorgeous and sexy young lady but what sets Ivy apart is that she is just so damn lovely. Have a lovely Christmas Ivy and make some more buns, you just about have time! Merry Christmas to all at Noir too xxx

    2025/12/23 at 4:21 pm
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Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Andy
Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Ali
Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Mr Strict
Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Jim
Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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