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  • By David for Evelyn

    Must see

    I asked Evelyn to return following a lovely first meeting (each time for two hours).

    She’s an incredibly warm, loving person- if you treat her kindly she will respond in ways that will amaze you. I’ve never had such a passionate meeting with a girl I met this way than I did with Evelyn.

    She made me feel like James Bond in From Russia With Love.

    Beautiful inside and out, radiating authenticity.

    2026/02/23 at 1:16 am
  • By R for Holly

    Very friendly GFE

    Great friendly girl, easy to get along with offering a GFE service, Holly is a natural girl though so is not shaven so perfect for any guys who prefer that look

    2026/02/24 at 11:49 am
  • By Steve K for Mercedes

    Good session

    Mercedes was cute and sexy. Good session. Would recommend her.

    2026/02/24 at 12:22 pm
  • By Smitten for Sammie

    Welcome back!

    After 2 very long weeks, Sammie is back 😁 and what a great hour it was!

    Don’t go away for so long next time! 😭

    2026/02/24 at 2:39 pm
  • By Steve for Mercedes

    Good session

    Mercedes was cute and sexy. Had a good session. Would recommend her.

    2026/02/25 at 9:13 pm
  • By David for Dionne

    Must see

    Dionne will transport you to new dimensions of sensual experience if you treat her with kindness and respect.

    Halle Berry from the James Bond movie will walk through your door and shower you with kindness and affection.

    I have to imagine new superlatives to describe her.

    In addition to having genuinely supermodel good looks, she is kind, warm and startlingly intelligent. She has an infectious sense of humour and will feel not so much as your girlfriend but your life partner for a night.

    2026/02/26 at 9:55 am
  • By david for Sammie

    highly recommend

    A very lovely person and very enthusiastic. Heart of gold.

    Beautiful person inside and out. You won’t be disappointed if you treat her kindly and with respect.

    2026/02/26 at 12:01 pm
  • By J for Sammie

    Wonderful woman

    Just great sensual gfe with a lovely person. Beautiful figure, cute loveable face, great kisser, and nice personality. Seriously, there’s nothing and no one better. Wish I could keep her in my pocket forever. X

    2026/02/26 at 10:01 pm
  • By col for DeeDee

    great new addition to noir

    well what can I say about DeeDee she is unique, stunning red head incredible interesting and great company. I was very happy and will 100% be booking again.

    2026/02/28 at 9:26 am
  • By Amazed! for Dionne

    Wow!

    I saw Dionne for the second time on Thursday and WOW – she was as good as I remembered which is really something!

    Thank you for a fabulous time 😁

    2026/02/28 at 2:49 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Dionne

    Dionne

    WOW what a wonderful hour in very delightful company, Dionne is stunning but also very easy to get along with, 1st time seeing Dionne but won’t be the last, fantastic personality and regards the rest that’s between myself and Dionne, Thanks Dionne XXX and Jen for arranging despite me being Mr indecisive 😀 X

    2026/02/28 at 7:46 pm
  • By Ali for Bethany

    Mesmerizing beauty

    This lady is truly a magician, whenever see her eyes, I forget everything, she is just amazing in every way one should be. Visit her yesterday and she pleased me in every way one should even she was feeling a bit cold too. Looking forward to see you again lovely.

    2026/02/28 at 11:46 pm
  • By Lucky Dave for Maddie

    The Best Afternoon Ever

    I was really impressed with Maddie’s photos and her reviews and I booked for an initial 2 hours. She arrived dressed in black leathers and flashed me the most beautiful, welcoming smile that stole my heart. Maddie is everything her reviews say and more. Just being in her presence was worth every penny. Maddie is so caring and a full-action experience. We extended to 4 hours and every minute was highly enjoyable. Maddie showed be there is so much more to the girlfriend experience than just physicality. Gents, if you really want an exquisite experience book Maddie with extra time and let her drive – definitely let her drive. You will not be disappointed. I am definitely booking more time with Maddie. Thanks for everything Maddie.

    2026/03/01 at 2:56 pm
  • By David for Maddie

    Warm but erotic girlfriend experience - must see

    Maddie was an absolute delight to see. She’s very passionate and enthusiastic (having a particular erotic twist for those deserving). But lots of great conversation and laughter as well, especially if as we both do you like fast cars!

    2026/03/01 at 3:53 pm
  • By David for Ivy

    Greek Goddess

    Ivy is the kindest and gentlest lady you can hope to meet. Genuinely sweet and radiating authenticity. If you like petite brunettes who give Athena vibes (Greek mythology) you will not be disappointed. If you behave as a gentleman to her you will be treated with the tenderness and passion of your best girlfriend.

    I can’t think of enough good things to say about Ivy. She’s stunning but also a lovely human being. Warm and friendly and funny. Her pictures undersell how amazing her physique is.

    2026/03/02 at 4:37 pm
  • By David for Mercedes

    Must See

    Mercedes lives up to her name. Very engaging and intelligent. But perhaps the most lovely physique at Noir (if you like genuinely pretty petite brunettes). Warm and funny; sizzling in other matters.

    I don’t want to leave this review as she will only become ever more unavailable!

    5/5

    2026/03/02 at 5:11 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Maddie

    Superb Company on a Day Out

    Gents, I have started exploring the companionship side of things beyond the purely physical experience. So far it has been a fantastic experiment and I really have to sing Maddie’s praises in this regard. We had a wonderful day in York, with a visit to the dungeons, a stroll through the streets and parks of York, and of course, tea stops along the way. Maddie was absolutely charming thrpughout and we talked and laughed continously. I could not have wished for a more relaxing day, or for a more beautiful companion. Thank you Maddie, you made the day really special.

    2026/03/02 at 6:05 pm
  • By David for Ivy

    Athena

    Ivy is so amazing I had to see her again the next day. My last review covers things generally.

    But if you behave as a gentleman with Ivy you will get to know a warm, kind and intelligent lady with a lovely sense of humour and then experience passion with someone blessed with the body of a Greek Goddess.

    Thanks to Jen and Aimee also for making this so straightforward and pleasant an experience. The best agency.

    2026/03/03 at 9:36 am
  • By Steve K for Megan

    Great session

    Megan was great! Cute and sexy. I had high expectations from the reviews and she met them. Would see her again. Lovely girl. We both thoroughly enjoyed the session! Liked her tattoos and piercings.

    2026/03/03 at 2:28 pm
  • By Steve K for Sammie

    Nice session

    Sammie was lovely. Great skills and toned figure. Sexy ebony lady. Enjoyable session (my 2nd of the day!).

    2026/03/03 at 2:35 pm

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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