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  • By N for Sophie

    No show on an outcall last week. I waited in the lobby area. Sophie said she was there but was not as I waited for 30mins in the area Sophie ‘apparently’ said she was. Agency were responsive but couldn’t get hold of Sophie either.

    2025/10/22 at 7:19 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Mercedes

    Amazing again

    WOW got to book Mercedes again tonight for a wonderful hour, been a while since I last saw her and god I think she looked even better this time, she has an amazing body and the deriere is a sight to behold, Mercedes is fantastic company but has an amazing personality to match, so easy to get along with, need to arrange a duo with Ivy probably near Christmas maybe get a couple of naughty elves, Thanks Mercedes great to see you again XXX, Thanks to Aimee for arranging x

    2025/10/22 at 8:49 pm
  • By Andy for Ivy

    10/10

    If you haven’t seen Ivy, she’s a must! Beautiful inside and out. Well spoken. Intelligent and mature for her years. Her service is outstanding. Cannot wait to book again x

    2025/10/23 at 7:32 am
  • By Niko for Lara

    Fit

    Lara came out to me as an outcall last night. She’s got a sexy girl next door vibe about her. Just chilled and friendly. You can tell she’s not faking anything she’s just her true self. Pretty face, great service. It got very moist in my room. Thanks, Aimee for the recommendation. Great communication and helpful x x

    2025/10/23 at 7:36 am
  • By Andy for Cienna

    Wonderful time

    Met up with Cienna for a second time today at short notice. Chatty, friendly and very relaxed what a wonderful 2 hours spent. Thank you Cienna, your smile and laugh brightened up my day no end.

    2025/10/23 at 2:25 pm
  • By Si for Sophie

    Not very prompt

    Saw this girl, lacks motivation, and she didnt seem that into it. also was late, not great in general

    2025/10/23 at 10:00 pm
  • By Alan for Ivy

    Ivy

    Had Ivy for an outcall at mine yesterday. Had read all her reviews so had high hopes. She did not disappoint. Looked sexy in her black lingerie. The sight of her beautiful peachy bum as i followed her upstairs was a joy in itself. All services asked for were delivered eagerly and with enthusiasm. Interesting to talk to in between activities too. I can understand why the reviews are so good. Will be looking to see her again whenever I can. Would highly recommend Ivy to anyone looking for a brilliant GFE. Thanks to Aimee for bringing her to mine and River for picking her up x Thanks Ivy you were terrific x

    2025/10/24 at 9:10 am
  • By P for River

    Wonderful

    River is absolutely lovely x

    2025/10/24 at 1:17 pm
  • By Aj for River

    Second booking

    I have seen river twice now, she is absolutely gorgeous and I love seeing her, can’t wait to book again

    2025/10/24 at 1:18 pm
  • By J for Sophie

    underwhelming

    Saw Sophie, looks kind of like her pics. Service was OK, wish i only did 30 mins instead of committing for 2 hours. little robotic

    2025/10/24 at 2:36 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Young Duo Ivy & Mercedes

    Duo

    WOW just had the absolute pleasure of 2 gorgeous ladies, Ivy and Mercedes both different but together they are a couple of naughty ladies, it was a pleasure to get to book both of them and need a longer booking next time, Thanks Ivy and Mercedes see you both soon XXX Thanks Aimee for arranging x

    2025/10/24 at 9:02 pm
  • By Dee for Ivy

    Ivy

    I was one of the first clients of ivy about 7 months ago when she was a tad shy and inexperienced in this game but just had a hour with her and she is so confident in what she does you would think a total different girl she has brushed up her skills and is bloody good at what she does can’t believe the transformation

    2025/10/25 at 5:32 pm
  • By SK for Vanessa

    Below Average or Bad

    Met her, she is good as a person but she said she wasn’t feeling well so it was a bit restrictive. Pretty weird experience I had where she was cleaning up after us in between the session and not indulging that much, I felt like she could have cleaned up after our session. Felt like you are hanging out with a friend rather than having memorable experience. But I guess she was poorly and she would be delightful person if she was on top form.

    But the 90 mins session was pretty mediocre to me as I have best experience with other girls in the agency.

    Hope she would understand this and not take offence.

    2025/10/25 at 6:23 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Vanessa

    Vanessa

    WOW Vanessa is one beautiful lady with lots of surprises, the hour went too quickly but to be repeated again, Thanks Vanessa see you soon XXX

    2025/10/25 at 10:32 pm
  • By Admirer for River

    Orgasmic

    Very beautiful young teen girl, lovely to talk to so is in putting you in comfort. Had memorable time with her. Going to book her soon.

    2025/10/26 at 3:08 am
  • By Bam Bam for Ivy

    Ivy

    WOW yet again another fabulous booking with Ivy, as always punctual and looking gorgeous, Ivy ticks a lot of boxes for me in personality and her body is fantastic, looking forward to next time and hopefully with River, Thanks Ivy XXX and to Charlotte for arranging x

    2025/10/26 at 4:41 pm
  • By Mr A for Cienna

    Pictures dont do justice

    She was really good
    one of the best experience
    Really friendly
    10 out of 10
    5 stars
    Beautiful lady xxxx

    2025/10/27 at 6:49 am
  • By Jonny for Luna

    Simply the best!

    Luna is an amazing girl.
    Her pictures in the website look stunning but in person she is so much better. Incredibly beautiful and a body that is indescribable with words.
    Fantastic personality and just a great girl to talk to and get on with.
    Would highly recommend spending time with her.

    2025/10/27 at 10:41 pm
  • By shaz for Arielle

    Awesome

    Where to start…cant really fault ariel . She is lovely, absolutely top class attitude, no awful lip fillers, no breast enhancement..just a natural lovely girl with a lovely figure…says she’d like to learn from the more experienced girls, well she doesnt need to because in my opinion she is the best girl at this agency since hayley left ( i havent seen effy or Sophie yet). Nothing too much trouble for ariel…fun, open minded, friendly, great kisser and loves to please. Had an amazing time and will be booking again for sure.

    2025/10/27 at 11:02 pm
  • By A for Effy

    Wow!

    Effy is stunning, has a figure to die for and is such a bundle of fun.

    2025/10/28 at 5:03 pm
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Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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