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  • By Abdul for Bethany

    Great experience

    She was super hot with a killer smile that brightened everything up. She’s beautiful and totally real, and we had a fun chat that just clicked. Super sweet and thoughtful, made the whole time awesome!!!

    2025/12/26 at 7:17 pm
  • By Tal for Bethany

    3rd visit

    It just getting better and better.
    She was amazing in the police uniform

    2025/12/27 at 8:45 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Sophie

    Sophie

    WOW what can I say about Sophie just a perfect Lady, been a while since I’ve seen her and forgot how stunning she is and also an amazing person to spend time with, if you want a GFE then Sophie is definitely one to see but don’t book her too much I need to get to see her too, Thanks Sophie XXX and Jen for being great again in arranging xx

    2025/12/28 at 5:45 pm
  • By Ian for Megan

    Amazing

    Megan is a special girl. My new favourite, not just at Noir but ever. She is naturally good looking with great petite body. Nicest bum you will see.
    It’s the personality that really shines. Down to earth with a cracking sense of humour spent two hours laughing. Already waiting for the rota update so I can book again.

    2025/12/28 at 10:55 pm
  • By Ben for Bethany

    Had the chance of meeting the wonderfully radiant Bethany today, what a delightful woman she is, always smiling with gorgeous cum to bed blue eyes and fantastic puppies up front if you know what I mean!! Will visit again soon!!

    2025/12/29 at 5:52 pm
  • By Ben for Sophie

    Met Sophie for 1hr incall back in early December and really enjoyed my time with this lady, who dressed as I had asked for and was very sweet in the bedroom.

    2025/12/29 at 6:33 pm
  • By Makky for Mercedes

    🙂

    Had a lovely, relaxing evening with the gorgeous Mercedes, as always.
    Two hours always fly by, never enough time. Wish you the best xxx

    2025/12/29 at 7:29 pm
  • By Wayne for Bethany

    Thee Best

    I’ve had the privilege of meeting Bethany a few times now, and she is absolutely outstanding. I don’t just mean compared to others in the organisation—I mean, full stop. I’ve never seen anyone more effortlessly elegant and beautiful. Amazing

    2025/12/29 at 10:47 pm
  • By Mark S for Bethany

    1st Visit

    This was my first time using this agency and seeing Bethany. The booking was easy, and comms great.
    As to Bethany, absolutely drop dead gorgeous, in every sense. Friendly, chatty, engaging and i felt a genuine interest from Bethany. No awkward pauses and plenty of laughter. What happened between two consenting adults, will remain so!!! I left Bethany with a spring in my step, and a smile as wide as Leeds. Thank You Beautiful xxx

    2025/12/29 at 10:48 pm
  • By peter for Young Duo Ivy & Mercedes

    Five star 2 stunning escorts

    Saw Ivy and mercedes today 30 12 2025.Very pleasant hour with 2 beautiful escorts and pleasant people.Both have great figues and the hour went very quickly.Totally recommend peter

    2025/12/30 at 5:05 pm
  • By Shaz for Sophie

    Not good at all

    Nice girl..and thats about it. I saw the rave reviews so didnt bother asking about as i assumed gfe was on offer. What followed was easily the most restrictive booking ive had at noir. The least gfe experience ive ever had and in the top 2 of most underwelming meets at noir the past 3 or so years.

    2025/12/30 at 8:01 pm
  • By Mark S for Bethany

    0nce Bitten, Twice Smitten

    This was my 2nd incall with Bethany in 2 days. This meeting was even better than the first one. I think i am addicted to this Yorkshire Goddess. Not only does Bethany enjoy the physical pleasures of escorting, she also thrives on the mental stimulation of two like minded people. Thank You Gorgeous, until my next time in the area xxx

    2025/12/30 at 8:28 pm
  • By Ankin for Sophie

    nice

    she nice women I like very much she vry gud

    2025/12/30 at 11:55 pm
  • By Mr tinky winky for Evelyn

    Hot

    Lovely girl chatty and good service, makes a booking a good one, would definitely rebook this lady thanks to the old girl (Jen) for booking lol ‘

    2025/12/31 at 7:56 am
  • By Paul for Sammie

    Wow

    I met Sammie for the first time this evening and what an experience, 90 mins of shear pleasure, Sammie is perfection in every way, from the moment you see her, you are greated with the most beautiful feast for the eyes and a passionate kiss that has an instant reaction . Sammie really knows how to treat a guy, and I can’t wait to see her again , to enjoy another memorable evening. Thank you, Sammie, and thank you Noir.xx

    2025/12/31 at 2:53 pm
  • By sam the man for Sophie

    Gorgeous

    First time using Noir so only booked 30mins as ive been scammed before where its not been the person in pic. anyway she is stunning but like naturally pretty stunning non of those duck lips or slug eyelashes some you girls wear. so yeah was a great booking, I wanted to extend but couldn’t as they were booked. I can see why they are booked if the rest are like Sophie. So yeah sound booking, top lass, great agency & like mr S says “ill be back” have a good one guys.

    2025/12/31 at 3:52 pm
  • By Ali for Bethany

    Mesmerizing

    Bethany is really a beautiful girl with cute smile and beautiful eyes on. Her magical words and lovely way of speaking sparks her beauty a bit more. Very caring and accommodating classy lady. Would deffo see you again.

    2025/12/31 at 7:14 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Sophie

    Sophie

    WOW what a way to start 2026 with the gorgeous Sophie, faultless as always, she is stunning both to look at and as a person too, really feels like she is your partner and if you respect her boundaries you will be rewarded with an amazing time depending how long you wish to book Sophie for, Thanks Sophie XXX and Jen for arranging a fantastic booking xx

    2026/01/01 at 1:57 pm
  • By Bill for Sophie

    wonderful

    Once again a quality meeting. Sophie is wonderful ♥️. Thanks for setting it all up. You girls are great!😀

    2026/01/01 at 5:13 pm
  • By Paul for Sammie

    Sensational

    Just spent another amazing 90 mins with the stunning Sammie. After an incredible first meeting I couldn’t believe she was even better the second time,her beautiful smile and her devine eyes captivate you then her perfect pert body, dressed in a small black figure hugging fishnet teddy takes your breath away, being in her presence is intoxicating, I am already wishing to see this dark angel again soon, Sammie is pure perfection. Thank you for making me feel sooooooo good xxx

    2026/01/02 at 11:30 pm

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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