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  • By LL for Blake

    Had an absolute blast

    What can I say, I had an absolute blast with Blake, was everything I wanted and more.

    2025/09/05 at 4:23 pm
  • By Dee for Tiffany

    Tiffany

    Little late to arrive but looked good liked a laugh and joke very bubbly looks the part and enjoys what she does good all round

    2025/09/07 at 6:31 pm
  • By Jack for Ivy

    Amazing Girl

    Had a great time with Ivy, made me feel relaxed, comfortable, and really looked after me.

    She was great conversation, and above all, sexy as hell.

    Cant wait to see her again. Xx

    2025/09/08 at 9:28 am
  • By S for Lara

    06/09/25

    I’m a little late with this review. But i would just like to say after my meet-up with Lara the other night I had the time of my life. She was so sexy and so pleasant to be around. And nothing was too much trouble for her. Needless to say once back at the room it indeed got a little wet.😀.
    And Needless to say I’m looking forward to our next meet-up.

    2025/09/08 at 12:59 pm
  • By Dave for Bella

    What a Treat

    After waiting for a while to meet Bella I was blown away by her personality.

    WOW what a great time

    Looking forward in meet up again

    2025/09/08 at 4:20 pm
  • By Nino for Sophie

    Really nice uncomplicated

    Spent a really comfortable hour with Sophie. Great slim figure and pleasing personality. Definitely seeing her again.

    2025/09/09 at 2:46 pm
  • By T for Ivy

    Cutie Patootie the 3rd

    Once again, another review for Ivy. She is such a pleasure to be around, she makes you feel at ease from the moment you meet her, she posses such a disarming and seductive personality.

    Ivy makes you feel like you are the only man in the world, giving you her full and undivided attention. And when it comes to the services she provides, all are carried out to an extremely high standard making you feel fully and totally satisfied, not just physically but emotionally too.

    I would highly recommend Ivy to anyone who seeks an unforgettable high quality experience and I shall be seeing her again in the near future.

    2025/09/09 at 4:17 pm
  • By Nick for Maya

    The one and only

    Bit late with this but another booking with maya , she gets better each time such a beautiful person one of best on site

    2025/09/11 at 5:58 pm
  • By Shaz for Hayley Amore

    Awesome

    3rd meet with hayley…just gets better with every meet.. the best girl at noir by a mile..pretty bordering on beautiful, perfect size 6 toned body, amazing kisser,lovely blue eyes, amazing gfe service and she really does make an effort ..always greets you with lovely lingerie and make up, there’sa reason she’s always booked up..a credit to the agency

    2025/09/11 at 10:16 pm
  • By Garfield for Ivy

    Wow what a girl!

    What a delightful and adorable young lady. Tactile and affectionate, Ivy delivers the most perfect girlfriend experience. She is pretty with a warm and caring personality, and has the most perfect and sexy petite body. Thankyou for a lovely afternoon Ivy and thankyou team Noir.

    2025/09/12 at 6:52 pm
  • By A for Mercedes

    Wow!

    Mercedes is stunning and it was great to see her again!

    2025/09/12 at 8:04 pm
  • By Jason for Rebecca

    Five Stars

    Rebecca arrived with a smile and athletic walk with confidence and charm. Perfectly toned body (fitness model level) , Rebecca is pretty with skills to match.
    She has the heat and energy to satisfy … Will Definitely book again – thanks Jen

    2025/09/12 at 9:11 pm
  • By D Love for Lara

    Fantastic time

    Had a fantastic time with Lara. A beautiful face, beautiful body and just great company. Really enjoyed our time together that we had another meet up later that day.

    2025/09/12 at 10:21 pm
  • By J for Sabina

    Great Dancer

    Had such a fun hour with Sabrina, sweet fun lady who is also a great dancer!

    2025/09/13 at 7:29 am
  • By Dee for Sabina

    Sabrina

    Know this lovely lady for years she always delivers a good service very smart sexy smells divine and never late to a booking spot on thanks ladies

    2025/09/14 at 12:58 pm
  • By Dl for Bethany

    Absalutly amazing

    This was my second meet with this beauty and im coming backing for more

    2025/09/14 at 3:10 pm
  • By Dee for Sophie

    Sophie

    On time very pretty slim body peachy bum confident and a laugh

    2025/09/16 at 3:55 pm
  • By A for Sammie

    New Experience

    First time that I’ve seen a Ebony lady, beautiful women, I will definitely see Sammie again.

    2025/09/16 at 9:54 pm
  • By Jason for Luna

    Superb time

    Luna is a beautiful, friendly, wonderful young lady who made me feel immediately relaxed. The 90 minutes absolutely flew by and I had a lovely time. I hope to see her again sometime soon.

    2025/09/17 at 10:02 am
  • By Makky for Rebecca

    🙂

    Had an amazing time. I was a bit nervous, not sure what to expect, but she was extremely friendly and charming. Immediately made me feel at ease and doesn’t hold back when telling me she likes something which does wonders for my confidence 🙂

    2025/09/22 at 11:36 am

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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