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  • By a. for Bethany

    SEXY

    from her big bum to her juicy chest this woman has got it all and leave you wanting more and more highly recommended her

    2025/11/03 at 12:44 pm
  • By Gaz for Luna

    Amazing time!!

    Tad late on this , still fresh at the forefront of mind mind a week on from when i saw luna.. stunning lady she is with 10s all over 🙂 x

    2025/11/03 at 1:44 pm
  • By Andy for Mercedes

    Fantastic

    Mercedes is very pretty and has an amazing figure. She is also a very lovely person.

    2025/11/04 at 7:54 am
  • By peter for Ivy

    lovely lady

    Ivy is a lovely intelligent girl with great figure and personality.She is very determined in respect of her goals and im sure she will achieve them.Im older and she is one of the best i have seen both looks and service.The agency will do well to keep hold of her but whilst she is here i would recommend most highly to anyone.peter

    2025/11/04 at 6:25 pm
  • By peter for Ivy

    5 star

    further to my previous review ivy was 5 star

    2025/11/04 at 6:50 pm
  • By Paul for Ivy

    Ivy was a great girl. Intelligent, confident – and certainly not shy-, warm and knows how to please a guy. Above all, she appeared to genuinely enjoy her work. I thoroughly enjoyed my hour and would highly recommend her

    2025/11/04 at 8:09 pm
  • By Rj for Bethany

    Wow Beth you were a star from start to finish will be seeing you soon

    2025/11/05 at 6:08 am
  • By J for Arielle

    Cute

    Arielle is great fun, engaging, down to earth, very petite and a pleasure to be with.

    2025/11/06 at 9:47 am
  • By T for Bethany

    Brainy Bombshell

    Bethany is an absolute gem, genuinely one of the best experiences I’ve ever had. She’s incredibly easy to talk to, with a natural ability to make conversation feel effortless and engaging. There’s real substance behind her charm, she’s not just smart, she’s intellectually sharp in a way that makes every moment with her feel refreshing and real. You could talk to her for hours and still feel like there’s more to discover.

    Physically, she’s stunning, her body is incredible, and every aspect of the experience was delivered to an exceptional standard. It’s clear she takes pride in what she does and genuinely cares about creating a meaningful connection.

    Bethany is the perfect blend of beauty, intelligence, and authenticity, a rare combination that leaves a lasting impression.

    I will certainly be returning to see this brainy bombshell once again and highly recommend her.

    2025/11/07 at 12:06 am
  • By Steve for Bethany

    Relaxing session

    Bethany was nice and offered a good service. Liked her perfume! A relaxing session. Would recommend her.

    2025/11/07 at 12:26 pm
  • By C for Bethany

    Excellent

    Just spent some time with Bethany
    She is a star!! Warm and generous and she really make you feel like you are the best ever.
    Highly recommended!!

    2025/11/07 at 5:10 pm
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    By C for Vanessa

    Very classy

    Had a very good time with Vanessa.
    She is a very nice woman that I definitely can recommend!

    2025/11/07 at 5:12 pm
  • By T for Bethany

    Another fantastic booking

    Another fantastic booking with this brainy bombshell. Great conversation and exceeds in all areas, highly recommended and will be seeing again.

    2025/11/08 at 11:32 am
  • By Makky for Mercedes

    🙂

    Had a great time with the lovely, lively and genuine Mercedes last night as always. She is great company, has great energy, very easy to talk with.
    Time always goes by too fast, even two hours doesn’t feel like enough, haha.
    Always leaves me wanting to see her again 😉

    2025/11/08 at 1:34 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Sophie

    Sophie

    WOW Sophie you are amazing, thanks for another great time, 2nd booking and forgot how beautiful you are and your company is fantastic again great personality and a body to die for see you again soonSophie XXX

    2025/11/08 at 6:17 pm
  • By MIke for River

    FANTASTIC GIRL, SHE IS A REAL NICE GENUINE GIRL. PLEASE TREAT HER NICE SHE IS WORTH THE EFFORT. HAVE TO BOOK HER AGAIN THANKS RIVER.

    2025/11/09 at 12:07 pm
  • By T for Bethany

    Effortless Affection

    Third time seeing Bethany, and each session feels more like revisiting a connection than booking a service. She’s a true brainy bombshell, stunning, yes, but it’s her sharp wit, emotional intelligence, and calm presence that stay with you. There’s an ease to being around her, like you can drop the mask and just be you. Affection flows naturally, conversation never feels forced, and the intimacy, emotional as much as physical, is something rare. She’s not just good at what she does; she’s quietly unforgettable.

    I would highly recommend her and look forward to seeing her again in the future.

    2025/11/09 at 12:32 pm
  • By Andy for Mercedes

    Amazing

    First time seeing Mercedes and it won’t be the last.
    She’s a gem, very friendly & was incredible . Can’t fault her at all.
    Thanks to Charlotte for making the booking process so easy too

    2025/11/09 at 6:33 pm
  • By SK for Luna

    The best experience

    Oh where to start. Meeting her for the third time and she remembers me. She was flirty and very open minded. We had a few rum & coke where she opened up so good. Her body is to die for and provided the best experience. Always feel like go back to her and the itch to book her overnight. Hope that happens as soon as possible.

    Would highly recommend her if you want to have a great company and open conversation.

    Till next time Luna !!!!!

    2025/11/09 at 9:19 pm
  • By Mr Couth for Sasha

    It’s very rare to be so conflicted, if I tell you the truth, I’ll suffer the consequences of not being able to book again due to the 11 month waiting list!!

    Genuinely that was a next level outstanding, epic experience

    Sensational in every respect

    Breathtakingly beautiful, smoking HOT

    Wonderful woman, mind and soul

    Make sure you are on your A game amigos, you do not want to regret missing out

    2025/11/10 at 11:55 pm
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Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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