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  • By iron horse for Evelyn

    An angelic experience of personal bests

    Gentlemen, I have a cosmic secret to share. If you can treat Evelyn with tenderness and respect, she will take you into a string of personal bests that you cannot imagine without her touch. Surrender to her, surrender to your better-self and you will be taken by a true angel.

    2025/11/30 at 7:12 am
  • By R for Sophie

    10/10

    By far the best I’ve seen! I want to give this one everything I can’t stop thinking about her

    2025/12/01 at 8:44 am
  • By Tom for Bethany

    Exceptional Service

    I have seen Bethany a few times now and the service delivered by her has always been exceptional. She is a fantastic conversationalist with an out of this world body and always delivers all services to an extremely high standard. I look forward to booking again in the future.

    2025/12/01 at 5:24 pm
  • By Reg of Noir for Arabella

    Great

    She is a pretty girl with lovely teeth and a good body, fun but also laid-back. I did 90 mins with her, she was a little late but nothing major I think if she improves her timekeeping and communication she will be more likely to get repeat bookings, but I guess she’s new to the job. I give her 8/10 just for the slight lateness and bit of communication error. If she was on time etc would be a higher score x

    2025/12/02 at 8:34 am
  • By Posted for Ray by Aimee x for Evelyn

    Amazing experience

    She is amazing. New favourite, I can confirm her body is exactly as the photos. Phew, best agency ever. This girl will be popular

    2025/12/02 at 3:43 pm
  • By Gaz for Sammie

    From moment to arriving and leaving i was left wanting more! Shes is truly bliss , always willing to please and by god does she!! Immacutely turned out as always and always good fun 🙂

    2025/12/03 at 11:47 am
  • By Cam for Arabella

    Extended with her

    She came out to mine late last night for an outcall, looked good, easy to get along with and I even extended from 90mins to 2.5 hours. The service was absolutely brilliant can’t complain at all. The only complaint I do have is she took a while to get out of her Uber into my property which caused the neighbours to start being nosy and the car was very loud. She took awhile to find my door even though I told her the colour and that it was open. So not a great start as I definitely ask for discretion, but once she was inside, like I said I cannot complain at all. I had a great experience. X

    2025/12/03 at 1:38 pm
  • By Greg for Evelyn

    Fantastic!

    What an absolute stunner!

    2025/12/04 at 8:40 pm
  • By N for Sophie

    5 stars!!

    My new favorite and hers pics do her 0 justice

    Definitely the hottest

    2025/12/05 at 9:41 am
  • By DR for Sammie

    Superb Sammie

    A 1 hour incall with Sammie. Absolutely fabulous. Sammie is a beautiful and enthusiastic young lady who provides an excellent GFE. Will be back.

    2025/12/05 at 1:45 pm
  • By DR for Sammie

    Fabulous

    Absolutely fabulous. Sammie was welcoming from the start and enthusiastic throughout. A beautiful young lady, she looks good on the pictures but is better in real life. Highly recommended and look forward to booking again.

    2025/12/05 at 7:23 pm
  • By Garfield for Sophie

    Had the pleasure of Sophie’s company earlier today. First and foremost, she is such a down to earth, passionate, warm and friendly young lady. And she has the most gorgeous and sexy slim figure, with an absolute peach of a bottom.

    Arrangements were perfect as usual

    2025/12/05 at 8:14 pm
  • By J for Sammie

    Fantastic

    Wow what a beautiful, charming, sexy woman Sammie is! Had a fantastic time. Definitely recommend, 5 stars

    2025/12/05 at 9:38 pm
  • By Rob for Evelyn

    Fantastic Experience

    Thank you so much Evelyn for a wonderful evening. You are absolutely beautiful, and I had such a good time with you. Thanks also to the reception team for an extremely warm & professional service xxx

    2025/12/06 at 10:42 am
  • By Rick for Sophie

    A petite dream

    Petite with a beauty of a bottom so bubbly and friendly made me feel very welcome, and agency made the booking very easy I highly recommend

    2025/12/07 at 8:53 am
  • By Greg for Mercedes

    You won’t be disappointed!

    2025/12/07 at 8:42 pm
  • By MK for Bella

    Special

    Bella is a quite special girl, with distinctive eyes. Very gentle, polite, intelligent and soft spoken. Narrow waist plus a peach bum is beautiful view.

    2025/12/08 at 9:34 am
  • By Si for Sophie

    Knows what she wants

    Sophie…. Plenty to say but I don’t want to particularly share this one

    But she asked for a review, and I can not refuse her. A must see she will definitely be my number 1

    2025/12/08 at 8:52 pm
  • By MK for Sophie

    Best

    Sophie is simply the best of Noir. She is the most genuine, down to earth, friendly and polite girl. She is so accommodating and considerate that one can immediately feel the comfort and pleasure. On top of everything, her body is truly beautiful. The naturally white (wouldn’t call it pale) and silky skin is absolutely amazing. Thank you Sophie and also thanks to the agency for arrangement.

    2025/12/08 at 10:50 pm
  • By Tim for Arabella

    incall

    Met with Arabella on Tuesday for 90mins she did make me wait but the experience was well worth it being both energetic and passionate leaving us both exhausted but cuddling afterwards was a lovely bonus.

    2025/12/11 at 11:01 am
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Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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