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  • By J for Bethany

    Consistently Exceptional

    This isn’t my first time seeing Bethany, and there’s a reason I keep coming back. Consistency, warmth, and a sense of genuine care set her apart. From the conversations to the smallest details of how she sets the tone, there’s a professionalism matched with authenticity that’s hard to find. She has this rare ability to make you feel at ease while still keeping things exciting. If you’re looking for someone who’s elegant, emotionally intelligent, and knows how to create meaningful moments, she’s it.

    2025/11/19 at 2:01 pm
  • By A for Bethany

    A Rare Connection

    After multiple visits, I can confidently say Bethany is someone truly special. Not just because she’s stunning (which she is), but because of the emotional depth and sincerity she brings. There’s a comfort in her presence, a sense that you can just be yourself without judgment. Every time we meet, it feels more natural, like the connection deepens quietly, without trying. She remembers the little things, picks up on your mood, and brings a kind of energy that’s both calming and magnetic. It’s not easy to find that kind of synergy. She’s a rare find.

    2025/11/19 at 2:04 pm
  • By Owen for Ivy

    Fun time

    Lovely and eager to please. Solid time with a lovely lady

    2025/11/19 at 2:54 pm
  • By O for Mercedes

    Sexy lady

    Mercedes is incredibly sexy and we had a good chat prior to some exceptional fun!

    2025/11/19 at 2:56 pm
  • By Alessio Giardina for River

    Amazing vibe

    The time I’ve had with River was amazing, very communicative about her boundaries and once she feels comfortable, it’s only high quality time. Very sweet, she’s the kind of person I’d like to hang out with.
    Be kind and respectful to her, you won’t regret it.

    2025/11/19 at 11:00 pm
  • By J for River

    Sensual experience with a lovely person

    I saw River at my home for two hours ( River drives). We chatted and got to know one another better. Despite the age difference, River and I got on really well. River is one of those young people who, when you talk to them, you end up feeling the future is in safe hands. The other stuff was very very good too. We’re both givers and so we took turns to enjoy ourselves. I felt really relaxed and could be my authentic self. Still buzzing now twelve hours later. Definite 5 stars.

    2025/11/20 at 7:25 am
  • By David for River

    Like getting into a De Lorean time machine

    I felt like Marty McFly as River took me back in time, to when I was my younger, fitter self (with more hair), living my best life and when she clung to me, post coital, with her long, bambi legs shaking, I thought I could take on the world, like I did in my 20’s. What a ride (journey) we had, in a car manufactured in god’s own Country no less. Slainte’ River & team Noir xx

    2025/11/20 at 5:13 pm
  • By J for Sammie

    A good time was had by all

    Sammie is one of the most reliable escorts I’ve ever seen. She delivers an intense gfe with what seems like genuine enthusiasm and affection. I booked her for 90 minutes and actually felt like I’d stepped out of time at one point. She tries hard to please and build a connection so treat her with respect and interest please.

    2025/11/21 at 7:07 am
  • By Ash for Ivy

    vary oretty and fit lass

    Ivy is really lovely, I had a good time with her. Very chilled out and good company, would recommed

    2025/11/21 at 9:25 am
  • By Jonny for Luna

    Out of this World!

    Yet again Luna makes your wildest dreams come true! Such an amazing woman. Incredibly beautiful both inside and out.
    Such a great laugh and time spent with her is always so enjoyable.

    2025/11/23 at 8:39 pm
  • By Y for Sammie

    7th Heaven

    The winter-like cold from outside was a fierce contrast to how steamy things got with Sammie. She’s definitely deserving of all the praise she’s had: kind, gorgeous, and divinely gifted. Simply a fantastic time.

    2025/11/24 at 8:25 pm
  • By Rj for Bethany

    Met Bethany tonight for the 3rd time & every meet just gets better see you soon

    2025/11/24 at 10:29 pm
  • By MK for Maya

    Gripping and soft spoken

    Very polite girl, soft spoken, considerate and professional. Gorgeous bum.

    2025/11/25 at 11:14 am
  • By Billy for Sammie

    Phenomenal

    Our 3rd meet, and it just gets better. Sammie loves to roleplay and she was well into this little fantasy of mine. Really can’t wait until I see her again.

    2025/11/26 at 9:47 am
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    By MK for Vanessa

    Sexy

    Vanessa was a very pleasant meet. Down to earth, friendly and nice body. She is perhaps the tallest every met, very attractive with the lingerie exactly in the pictures.

    2025/11/26 at 4:22 pm
  • By T for Bethany

    Another fantastic booking

    I’ve now seen Bethany a few times and I can truly say each booking is better than the last! I highly recommend her if you are looking for an exceptional experience and look forward to seeing her again in the future.

    2025/11/28 at 8:07 am
  • By Makky for Mercedes

    🙂

    Fabulous, professional, gorgeous and arrives promptly on time as always. I especially liked the outfit she had on today as well. Rocking the pink as always 😉
    I always love seeing Mercedes, she has a great relaxed vibe, conversation flows smoothly and two hours is over in a flash.

    2025/11/28 at 4:25 pm
  • By AP for Bethany

    It’s was lovely

    I met Bethany today and she was kind, caring, sweet and she was gorgeous. It was Amazing, hoping to see her again soon.

    2025/11/29 at 1:16 am
  • By MK for Bethany

    Relaxed but underwhelming

    Booked Bethany a while ago due to the surprisingly high number of excellent comments. Went with great expectations but a bit disappointed. She was generally kind and friendly, and very relaxed. However, she was late to arrive after the said time, without really apologising. During the meeting she cared about time, which was not very pleasant, especially given that she was late. Moreover, she has a big tummy, not to my taste

    2025/11/29 at 3:13 pm
    • By Wayne for Bethany

      Out of order comment that! Never comment on a ladies figure. Especially when they’re as perfect as Bethany!

      2025/11/30 at 12:07 pm
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    By Jay for Vanessa

    I notice someone left a bad review below, I was shocked after I had seen Vanessa myself, she did say she told the client she was unwell but he wanted to proceed and she felt very poorly. Well from my experience and what seems to be other clients also, I had a very postive time. She’s stunning, tanned skin. long hair and a lovely bum. Very good at her job, I left fully satisfied. I know once she’s had some more time here that these positive reviews will be racking up so I’m going to book as much as I can before she gets too poplar for me to see, thanks to Vanessa and team, Jay x

    2025/11/29 at 10:32 pm

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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