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  • By Tom for Rebecca

    Fantastic as always

    Rebecca was a delight as always, had a really fun time and she looked phenomenal.

    2025/10/06 at 6:47 pm
  • By Adam for River

    Had a wonderful time with River. Such a unique experience with a beautiful person. She made everything relaxed, comfortable, and fun. Will look forward to seeing them again.

    2025/10/06 at 6:51 pm
  • By Simon for Sammie

    Sheffield Outcall

    I had an outcall to my home on Saturday 4th, and I’m so happy I booked for 3 hours. Sammie looks amazing and is very pretty, and is a very friendly and confident woman. I greatly enjoyed our time together and still had a smile on my face for days after.

    2025/10/08 at 5:16 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Sophie

    Sophie

    WOW Sophie is stunning and fantastic company, 1st booking with her but won’t be the last, she is beautiful and has a fantastic personality to match, really down to earth and as for everything else you will have to find out yourself, Thanks Sophie till next time XXX

    2025/10/09 at 7:10 pm
  • By Gaz for River

    Till next time! 😀

    An amazingly soft centered young lady who sure knows her stuff and what she wants.. that was my first thought of river. Years beyond her age and much more to discover iam sure.

    2025/10/10 at 3:32 pm
  • By Alan Olbison for Bella

    Bella

    Bella came to mine about 10 days ago so sorry for the late review. She was a little late but that was my fault for not confirming on the day so no problem there. I found Bella to be very polite and quite reserved but with the big age gap that was not a big surprise. She was quite eager to please and I could not help but like her as a person. I am sure she will get more confidence as she gets older. I would not put anyone off seeing Bella at all. A very polite and pleasant girl and overall a good experience for me. Thank you to Jenny for arranging.

    2025/10/10 at 9:21 pm
  • By A for Bella

    Fantastic

    Had a great time with Bella. Can’t wait to see her again

    2025/10/10 at 9:46 pm
  • By A for River

    River is fab,

    I’d love to go out and have a few drinks with her. We had a great time and she is lots of fun.

    2025/10/10 at 9:59 pm
  • By Makky for Mercedes

    🙂

    Booked a duo with Rebecca and Mercedes. Had an amazing time, well worth the cost of three hours 😉
    They are an amazing, stunning pair, get on really well together and the contrast between the two works really well. A very enjoyable evening of fun and laughter.

    2025/10/11 at 9:53 am
  • By Makky for Rebecca

    🙂

    Booked a duo with Rebecca and Mercedes. Had an amazing time, well worth the cost of three hours 😉
    They are an amazing, stunning pair, get on really well together and the contrast between the two works really well. A very enjoyable evening of fun and laughter.

    2025/10/11 at 9:54 am
  • By J for Sammie

    One of the most passionate and enthusiastic gfe experiences I’ve ever had. Pics don’t do her justice. A nice person and skillful lover. Baby faced as well. Would easily pass as mid twenties. Wonderful curves, and stylish understated dress sense. Definite 5 stars.

    2025/10/12 at 5:49 am
  • By Mr Tinky Winky for Sophie

    Favourite

    I would rather keep this lady to myself, but she did ask me to leave a review so I won’t be selfish. She arrived Looking good, service good but also a great personality with her probably been the best girl I’ve seen recently, first on my list at present

    2025/10/12 at 8:51 am
  • By Micky for Lara

    5 star

    Lara is a very nice woman, made me feel at ease and it was defintley a pleasurable experience would reccommend.

    2025/10/13 at 1:50 pm
  • By Geoff for Lara

    Lara do delightful

    I saw Lara at the last minute and she was no nice and very chatty. I would certainly see her again. I’m not giving a hint of what happened but she is certainly a nice girl to book.
    This was my first time with her.
    Thankyou Lara.

    2025/10/13 at 3:01 pm
  • By Steve for Bella

    Amazing

    I have been seeing high class ladies for over a dozen years mostly for bookings of 3 hours or more . Today I had a 3 hour meet with the mesmeric Bella and I can honestly say that the experience was by a distance the most enjoyable satisfying and stimulating I have ever had both from a physical and intellectual perspective .

    Bella is an absolute princess with a stunning figure , eyes to die for and cascading brown hair that enhances her overall Arabian princess look . The personal side of our time will stay between the two of us however thank you so much Bella for the experience of my lifetime , we will definitely do the same again pre Xmas !! Thanks also to the highly organised and costumer focussed Aimee who made the booking process totally stress free.Steve 16/10/25

    2025/10/16 at 4:17 pm
  • By T for Ivy

    Absolutely Phenomenal

    I’ve seen Ivy many times now and I can confidently say that she is amazing at her job.

    From the moment you walk in, Ivy makes you feel at ease and comfortable. Ivy is friendly, funny and is someone you can have deep intellectual conversations with covering various topics, as I have done so myself. Ivy makes you feel safe, respected, comfortable and she delivers an outstanding service in all aspects.

    I would thoroughly recommend Ivy, she is truly fantastic at her job and it is a privilege and honour to spend time in her company. I shall be booking her once again in the near future.

    2025/10/19 at 2:44 pm
  • By James for Mercedes

    Sweet and sexy

    Loved my visit today. Great body. Great listener. Great everything. Very pretty young girl. Left feeling amazing.

    2025/10/19 at 3:27 pm
  • By David for Ivy

    More Ferrari than escort

    Sleek, luxurious & happy to let me navigate. However, the worry is, once you look under the bonnet, you’ll never want to go back to a family car again…

    Hope it was worth getting wet for lovely!?

    See you again x

    2025/10/21 at 3:23 pm
  • By Gaz for Arielle

    Absolute world of a time

    My time spent with arielle was nothing short of amazing!! Absolute dream of a young lady with a body to die for. Cant wait to see her again

    2025/10/21 at 5:54 pm
  • By Jason for Sammie

    Outstanding

    I had an absolutely amazing and unforgettable time with Sammie. So genuinely caring, beautiful and with a perfect body as a bonus, the 90 minutes absolutely flew by. I can’t wait to have the opportunity to meet her again. Thank you Sammie and also to fantastic Noir team x

    2025/10/22 at 9:14 am
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Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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