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  • By Dave for Sasha

    Sexy Sasha

    Thank you, team Noir for helping me spend time with this stunning lady. Sasha is sexy naughty, thoughtful, kind, chatty, down to earth, intelligent and naughty( again! ) I had an incredible time with her and already planning when I can see her again x

    2026/03/16 at 10:43 pm
  • By Adam II for Luna

    Great

    Looks just like the pictures provided and was very pleasant. Thank you Luna and also Noir for arranging.

    2026/03/17 at 11:26 pm
  • By Polo for Malia

    Beautiful & attentive

    Beautiful as always very lovely lady very happy 😊 noir she is a top class lass! Don’t let her go

    2026/03/19 at 4:03 pm
  • By Junu for Malia

    Amazing

    Seen Malia Tuesday
    Dressed as requested beautiful smile very inviting beautiful lady and had a beautiful time together shame it wasn’t long enough! Would recommend her to anyone that is unsure ( tattoos are a work of art like her) thankyou to noir & malia x

    2026/03/19 at 4:06 pm
  • By Smitten! for Sammie

    Surprised available!

    I’ve seen Sammie many times now and, honestly, she’s perfection!

    I was surprised to get an appointment at short notice – she’s so good I’d have thought she’d be booked weeks ahead!

    Thank you for a wonderful time Sammie 🥰

    2026/03/19 at 7:27 pm
  • By Mike for Vanessa

    Fantastic

    I had an amazing time with Vanessa, she is very facially pretty, down to earth and has a little cheeky side to her. She really made me laugh. She came with all the items I requested. I couldn’t fault her will be looking again.x

    2026/03/23 at 8:28 pm
  • By Ali for Mei

    Wow

    I was first client to see her. This girl is amazing at her job. She also has A Stunning face. Gorgeous curvy figure!

    2026/03/23 at 8:30 pm
  • By Anonymous for Maddie

    Lovely evening

    Saw Maddie for the first time and she has been excellent in every way. She is damn pretty and perfect in every way. Highly recommend.

    2026/03/23 at 9:33 pm
  • By Tim for Sammie

    Outcall

    I spent a scintillating two hours with Sammie last week we danced laughed which culminated in a intensely passionate conclusion.Thank you Sammie.
    Love to the team for arranging

    2026/03/23 at 11:27 pm
  • By Steve K for Sophie

    Sexy

    Great session with Sophie. Sexy girl. We both thoroughly enjoyed. Loved her figure, tan and soft skin. Would see her again!

    2026/03/26 at 2:57 pm
  • By Sid for Megan

    Addictive

    Seen Megan a few times now and she simply gets better. Getting addicted to her.

    2026/03/27 at 8:55 am
  • By Tom for Bella is back!

    Lovely again

    I had another lovely time with Bella, I love that she went out of her way to make this booking happen and speaks volumes for how awesome a person she is and why she’s my absolute favourite. Had another superb hour that utterly flew by. Great company and lots of fun. Absolutely buzzing with excitement to see her again.

    2026/03/28 at 12:38 am
  • By Smitten! for Sammie

    Good timing!

    I noticed on the rota that Sammie has a lot of holiday coming up (how will I manage without her 🤣) so I was pleased to get an appointment yesterday. She was as fabulous as ever, thanks Sammie!

    2026/03/29 at 10:34 am
  • By Zack for Dolly

    Excellent!!

    Absolutely stunning and incredibly beautiful. She was so easy to talk to, easily one of the best conversations I’ve had in a long time. Extremely attractive inside and out. Highly recommended!

    2026/03/29 at 7:55 pm
  • By Tom for Bethany

    Exceptional As Always

    Another great meeting with Bethany, she truly is the crème de la crème of Noir, and I had a superb time with her. Great conversation and overall experience, I highly recommend her and will be back.

    2026/03/30 at 10:48 pm
  • By Lucas for Harlow

    Lovely lady. Very chatty and accomodating. Very pretty face and a lovely curvry figure with an amazing bust. She will be very popular! Thank you Aimee for arranging – I know it was logistically challenging. x

    2026/04/01 at 8:58 am
  • By Gaz for Harlow

    Feel blessed!!

    Absolute world of a time , the hour deffos couldve gone on and on so till next time! 🙂 harlow is very pretty , natural and alround diamond

    2026/04/01 at 3:57 pm
  • By Adam II for Harlow

    Great!

    Really great service and very pretty, thank you once again

    2026/04/02 at 10:02 pm
  • By Gentle for Malia

    WOW WOW WOW

    Have been looking at Malia for a while but she has very limited hours and when she is on she is booked, beautiful smile as soon as she opens the door very intensive asked me if I want a shower and drink etc- she is talkative 🗣️ tattoos are absolutely brilliant just like her she is a shinning star 🌟- the bob suits her very very well and plus side NATURAL beauty no make up needed her body is very very slim (smaller in person then photos) nice peachy bum and nice breast-
    Overall id see her again:
    Would I recommend? Absolutely 👍

    2026/04/04 at 12:29 pm
  • By Chuppa for Malia

    Splendid

    Genuine lovely figure very smiley asked if I needed a shower and offered me a drink and took my coat when I entered the apartment – very welcoming and I can see her been popular I have seen her previously elsewhere and was popular there, hope she stays as I can see her doing good – 😊 please to say she is a credit to this agency one of the top girls that the agency should be proud of for her work- thankyou Malia and thanks to noir

    2026/04/05 at 3:46 pm
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Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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