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  • By Henry for River

    River is great. Very open, friendly, charming and easy to get on with, they have an amazing personality. Always have a great time with them, so have been back (literally) whenever I can. I have found them very sensitive, sensual and caring while at the same time as just being incredibly hot. Would highly recommend spending time with River.

    2025/11/15 at 1:34 am
  • By J for Sophie

    5 stars

    5 stars for this confident young woman!! Will definitely be seeing Sophie again. Booking process also great. Thanks once again j

    2025/11/15 at 2:29 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Sophie

    Sophie

    Yet again Sophie was amazing not only is she stunning but she has an amazing personality, look forward to lots more bookings with the beautiful Sophie, she brightens up a rainy day could say she’s a ray of sunshine, Thanks Sophie see you soon XXX and thanks to Aimee for arranging x

    2025/11/15 at 5:33 pm
  • By Anon for River

    Waited a good while to meet up with River, so glad I was patient because she is great company to be around & very cute & sexy! Extended before we even got going tbh I just could tell how it was going to go with her, highly recommended.

    2025/11/15 at 11:59 pm
  • By Nick for Ivy

    Just Lovely!

    Sorry this is late. I finally managed to get an apointment with Ivy, and oh was she worth waiting for. Ivy is young, beautiful, gym fit, polite, considerate, has great dress sense and has lots of positive energy . We spent a delightful hour in a nice city centre hotel room and I think it’s fair to say we were both totally satisfied. I just wish I had the energy to see Ivy and River together! Thank you darling for a lovely time and I hope to see you again soon.

    2025/11/17 at 3:54 pm
  • By Geoff for Sophie

    An angel from heaven

    Today I visited Sophie although I said to her she is an angel. So welcoming and very polite and friendly. She was an absolute delight and the prettiest by far. Thankyou so much Sophie for an enjoyable time. Thankyou team for arranging this meet. x

    2025/11/17 at 4:16 pm
  • By Mick for Ivy

    Absolutely outstanding!

    Met Ivy for the first (of many hopefully) time on Saturday and can honestly say I was blown away, she’s a stunning young lady and has a lovely personality to boot. a very beautiful (and, unusually these days, totally natural) face with a figure that is out of this world! totally smitten with you sweetie and will see you again soon I hope.

    2025/11/17 at 4:46 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Sophie

    Sophie

    Yet again amazing booking with the stunning Sophie words can’t describe the joy in her company, said before amzing personality and unbelievable body which I like exploring, look forward to next time, Thanks Sophie XXX

    2025/11/17 at 8:05 pm
  • By Jay for Vanessa

    Amazing

    I notice someone left a bad review below, I was shocked after I had seen Vanessa myself, she did say she told the client she was unwell but he wanted to proceed and she felt very poorly. Well from my experience and what seems to be other clients also, I had a very postive time. She’s stunning, tanned skin. long hair and a lovely bum. Very good at her job, I left fully satisfied. I know once she’s had some more time here that these positive reviews will be racking up so I’m going to book as much as I can before she gets too poplar for me to see, thanks to Vanessa and team, Jay x

    2025/11/18 at 8:37 am
  • By Gaz for Sophie

    Best ever!!!

    I had the best time with sophie , bringing that quality and class is rare to come by. More than up for a good laugh , chinwag with that warm welcoming self of hers is brill! Till next time 🙂 x

    2025/11/18 at 9:13 am
  • By Ste for Bethany

    Delightful

    Met with this beauty several times now and each time is unforgettable with Bethany, she is respectful, kind, and attentive with great conversation that feels natural and engaging. She arrives welldressed, smells amazing, and carries herself with a classy, professional, and discreet demeanour. Overall a memorable experience that I’d gladly highly recommend.

    2025/11/18 at 10:33 am
  • By T for Bethany

    The Familiar Spark

    I’ve had the pleasure of seeing Bethany multiple times now, and every visit somehow feels both new and deeply familiar. There’s an ease to being around her, like reconnecting with someone you’ve known in another life. She’s intelligent, intuitive, and incredibly kind. The connection she offers goes beyond just the surface, she has a way of making time slow down, of being fully present. Every moment feels intentional. Each time I leave, I find myself already thinking about the next. She’s truly one of a kind.

    2025/11/19 at 1:59 pm
  • By J for Bethany

    Consistently Exceptional

    This isn’t my first time seeing Bethany, and there’s a reason I keep coming back. Consistency, warmth, and a sense of genuine care set her apart. From the conversations to the smallest details of how she sets the tone, there’s a professionalism matched with authenticity that’s hard to find. She has this rare ability to make you feel at ease while still keeping things exciting. If you’re looking for someone who’s elegant, emotionally intelligent, and knows how to create meaningful moments, she’s it.

    2025/11/19 at 2:01 pm
  • By A for Bethany

    A Rare Connection

    After multiple visits, I can confidently say Bethany is someone truly special. Not just because she’s stunning (which she is), but because of the emotional depth and sincerity she brings. There’s a comfort in her presence, a sense that you can just be yourself without judgment. Every time we meet, it feels more natural, like the connection deepens quietly, without trying. She remembers the little things, picks up on your mood, and brings a kind of energy that’s both calming and magnetic. It’s not easy to find that kind of synergy. She’s a rare find.

    2025/11/19 at 2:04 pm
  • By Owen for Ivy

    Fun time

    Lovely and eager to please. Solid time with a lovely lady

    2025/11/19 at 2:54 pm
  • By O for Mercedes

    Sexy lady

    Mercedes is incredibly sexy and we had a good chat prior to some exceptional fun!

    2025/11/19 at 2:56 pm
  • By Alessio Giardina for River

    Amazing vibe

    The time I’ve had with River was amazing, very communicative about her boundaries and once she feels comfortable, it’s only high quality time. Very sweet, she’s the kind of person I’d like to hang out with.
    Be kind and respectful to her, you won’t regret it.

    2025/11/19 at 11:00 pm
  • By J for River

    Sensual experience with a lovely person

    I saw River at my home for two hours ( River drives). We chatted and got to know one another better. Despite the age difference, River and I got on really well. River is one of those young people who, when you talk to them, you end up feeling the future is in safe hands. The other stuff was very very good too. We’re both givers and so we took turns to enjoy ourselves. I felt really relaxed and could be my authentic self. Still buzzing now twelve hours later. Definite 5 stars.

    2025/11/20 at 7:25 am
  • By David for River

    Like getting into a De Lorean time machine

    I felt like Marty McFly as River took me back in time, to when I was my younger, fitter self (with more hair), living my best life and when she clung to me, post coital, with her long, bambi legs shaking, I thought I could take on the world, like I did in my 20’s. What a ride (journey) we had, in a car manufactured in god’s own Country no less. Slainte’ River & team Noir xx

    2025/11/20 at 5:13 pm
  • By J for Sammie

    A good time was had by all

    Sammie is one of the most reliable escorts I’ve ever seen. She delivers an intense gfe with what seems like genuine enthusiasm and affection. I booked her for 90 minutes and actually felt like I’d stepped out of time at one point. She tries hard to please and build a connection so treat her with respect and interest please.

    2025/11/21 at 7:07 am

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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