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  • By Tom for Bethany

    Simply The Best

    I have seen Bethany several times now, she is fantastic at what she does and it is always a pleasure to talk to her, overall I would describe her as the perfect package. I look forward to seeing her again in the future.

    2026/01/03 at 11:59 am
  • By G for Sammie

    Amazing!

    I was lucky enough to see Sammie on the last day of 2025 & what an end to the year! Thanks Sammie & see you again soon. 😁

    2026/01/04 at 11:08 am
  • By Yasir for Ivy

    Great start to the New Year

    What a way to kick off the New Year, Ivy epitomises both brains and beauty. Thanks again to Jen and the team for organising our meet.

    2026/01/04 at 5:29 pm
  • By Makky for Mercedes

    🙂

    Had another great time with Mercedes once more. I always say 2 hours is never enough, so treated myself to three hours and it was worth every penny and more.

    I would happily pay more per hour with her, though thanks to Jen for the review discounts 😀

    2026/01/04 at 10:42 pm
  • By David for Evelyn

    Great night

    Booked Evelyn for 8 hours
    She turned up on time looking great in leather trousers and knee high boots
    Drink in the bar then to the room. Quick change for Evelyn into the requested suspenders and heels, and wow she looked amazing.
    Down to business and she dropped to her knees, was fantastic, she definitely seems to enjoy what she does very into it.
    The rest of the night kind of followed suit.
    Great company and chatter, certainly recommend

    2026/01/05 at 7:43 am
  • By Dave M for Mercedes

    Amazing time, fanastic company

    Today I had the absolute pleasure of spending sometime with the lovely, attentive and stunning Mercedes. What a amazing girl, we have some amazing chats, everything was so free flowing and everything felt so natural. Shes an amazing lady, fantatic company and has the most captivating looks. I’ll be sure to be booking in again and spending some more time with her! Truely lovely person to spend quality time with xx

    2026/01/05 at 4:20 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Maddie

    Sensational Elegance and looks to die for

    From the moment I first saw Maddie, I was completely drawn into her elegance and poise. When Maggie smiles at you her eyes sparkle and her intoxicating lips will linger your gaze for an eternity. Throughout a glorious 2 hour encounter I was in complete heaven as Maggie weaved her uncommon magic over me. I cannot recommend Maggie highly enough guys, she is stunning and amazingly talented.

    2026/01/05 at 8:41 pm
  • By D for Maddie

    Wow

    Very good at what she does very easy to get on with thank yiu noir

    2026/01/06 at 1:51 pm
  • By J for Ivy

    Fantastic

    First time meeting Ivy and absaloutley didn’t disappoint. From the moment the door opened I was made to feel comfortable and Ivy met all my needs. Would 100% book again. Good to chat to after the meet.

    2026/01/06 at 5:44 pm
  • By J for Sophie

    One of the best

    Quick pop in visit with sophie and did not disappoint! No other words need… one of the best out there!

    2026/01/06 at 5:47 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Sammie

    Sensational

    This was my second visit with Sammie and she was sensational. Sammie’s velvet skin is incredible and the connection was the most sensual that I have ever experienced. After 2 hours Sammie had taken me to a place of such tranquillity that all my cares simply vanished. I am still walking on clouds 12 hours later. Thank you Sammie, Iron Horse is a huge fan.

    2026/01/07 at 8:00 pm
  • By G for Sammie

    Great start to ‘26!

    I saw Sammie at the end of 2025 and today was a great start to 2026 – she’s fabulous! 😁

    2026/01/08 at 4:15 pm
  • By Raymond for Cienna

    Sensational

    Wow, what an amazing booking. I haven’t seen Cienna before, but I’m not sure why, she’s definitely my new favourite I’m tempted to book again already x

    2026/01/09 at 2:24 pm
  • By Stephen for Sophie

    Sophie

    Had a decent time with Sophie. She was down-to-earth, friendly and pretty chatty. Arrangements with Noir were very easy and efficient which was really appreciated.

    2026/01/09 at 4:41 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Sophie

    My blond-haired dream

    Sophie stepped into view looking like an angel – blond hair, long legs in casual jeans, and a gorgeous fresh, smiling face. I just knew she was someone I was going to love getting to know. The whole experience was pleasureable and very relaxed. I fully recommend some quality time with Sophie as a “must have” treat.

    2026/01/09 at 5:00 pm
  • By Mark lee for Cienna

    Proper cutie

    I had a great time with Cienna, very bubbly chatty lass. Right up my street. Thanks for a great time and see you again. xx

    2026/01/09 at 8:29 pm
  • By Steve for Bethany

    Classy lady

    I have met Bethany five or six times.
    Wow!!
    She’s obviously absolutely stunning (her eyes and skin blow me away) but she’s so good at making you feel at ease.
    An intelligent lady who you can have a proper conversation with, but then…oh my god she’s incredible at what she does in the bedroom!! Her body is fire!!
    An amazing experience.

    2026/01/10 at 10:17 am
  • By Quinton for Sasha

    I met Sasha for the first time last week. I was bowled over by her exuberant personality, dark good looks and intelligence. A truly fantastic experience and a great laugh. A definite lady to see over and over. You better be quick lads though, as she is only available at very limited times. Thanks again to the agency for turning up this gem!

    2026/01/10 at 11:54 am
  • By Iron Horse for Jade

    Electric Company

    I have just completed 4 beautiful hours on a dinner date with Jade. Her bubbly personality, high-octane energy, and down-to-earth style made for a perfect match and an outstanding experience from start to finish. I will definitely be meeting this beauty again.

    2026/01/10 at 10:32 pm
  • By Dee for Malia

    Malia

    Where do I start on time looked very good smelt great cheerful up beat good fun confident in what she does dressed as requested. And everything else (if you know what I mean lol) was second to none she will be very popular thanks ladies.

    2026/01/11 at 12:58 pm

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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