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  • By Dave for Sophie

    Wonderful

    Sophie is the most wonderful companion, great experiences every time, wouldn’t hesitate to recommend her!

    2026/02/09 at 4:29 pm
  • By Smitten for Sammie

    Always goes the extra mile!

    Another great hour with Sammie today – she always goes the extra mile to please 😁. See you again soon!

    2026/02/09 at 11:01 pm
  • By Peter for Sammie

    Wonderful experience

    Saw Sammie for the second time on 12 January and it won’t be the last. She’s sweet, gentle, easy to chat to, has a lovely body and is very…….energetic! Highly recommended

    2026/02/10 at 11:29 am
  • By Jak for Evelyn

    I found it unprofessional that Evelyn interrupted our session to take phone calls, I was willing to look past, however the refusal to refund me for the half hour that was cut off as a result of her not wanting to pay an extra hour for parking, left a sour taste. Whilst I totally understood that she didn’t want to pay for the extra hours parking, refusing to refund the time cut off through no fault of my own soured the experience for me

    2026/02/11 at 11:45 am
  • By Simon for Maya

    Perfection

    Just had my 3rd booking with Maya, gets better every time. Her pictures don’t do her justice and she is so welcoming and friendly, easy conversation and then…the service is absolutely wow. Beware, she is addictive. Til next time thank you sooo much

    2026/02/11 at 6:34 pm
  • By Garfield for Malia

    Top Class Lass

    Met Malia earlier today upon a recommendation from the Noir team and what a recommendation it was! From the welcome at the door and throughout our time together, Malia was so open and engaging. Passionate, tactile and amenable, she delivered the perfect GFE. And last but not least she’s so gorgeous and sexy, with the most amazing bottom.
    Love your new photos Malia!

    2026/02/11 at 8:34 pm
  • By Mark ⛄️ for Sophie

    Mark ⛄️. Saw Sophie for a 2hr outcall . First time I’ve seen her , Realy happy and I bet she is a real laugh if you spent my time with her. Thanks again to team noir for there hard work . Short notice booking but they deliver . Thanks 😃😃

    2026/02/12 at 11:38 am
  • By Adam k for Maya

    Be good to her

    The agency told me she would be worth it and she was, brilliant customer servixe from the reception. Maya is beautiful , body is 10 out of 10 , personality is 10 out of 10 and service is 10 out of 10, i am atticted and will be back just for her again , be good to her boys

    2026/02/13 at 7:20 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Maddie

    A Valentine's For The Ages

    This is a huge thank you to Maddie who gave me the most perfect of Valentine’s dates. A four hour dinner date followed by an overnight booking gave us great together time including a trip to the theatre. Maddies’s charm had me captivated throughout and the conversations were always genuine and entertaining. If you are looking for a more mature companionship experience I thoroughly recommend Maddie – you will enjoy every moment with this sexy, genuine, caring soul. Thanks Maddie, you have given me a lifetime memory to treasure.

    2026/02/15 at 11:43 am
  • By Iron Horse for DeeDee

    Everything and More

    I am so glad DeeDee’s profile has been posted because this lovely lady needs to be known by all discerning Noir clients. I have spent two wonderful sessions with DeeDee and each encounter was a joyous and exciting adventure. DeeDee is super smart, a great companion, and was fully focused on my wants and desires. Gentlemen, if you want to meet a truly memorable lady I recommend DeeDee – you won’t be disappointed.

    2026/02/15 at 1:53 pm
  • By John for Jade

    The best

    Please pass on my apprectaion to Jade is by far the best lady you have your agency x

    2026/02/15 at 6:15 pm
  • By J for Dionne

    Excellent - made my head spin

    Dionne is beautiful, with a gorgeous figure. She is well spoken, articulate and dresses elegantly. She provides passionate gfe that made me feel like I’d been launched into orbit and was circulating planet Earth about 250 miles high. I hope she retains this freshness and commitment to her role, as our two hour meeting ( outcall to me) felt really special. I think she’s one of Noir’s best service providers. Amazing, will definitely book again when I calm down.

    2026/02/16 at 2:32 pm
  • By Bam Bam for DeeDee

    Dee Dee

    What a gorgeous woman I just spent an hour with, never sure when booking new ladies how it will go but glad to say we had a bit in common music wise which helped to break the ice, Dee Dee is a beautiful lady and has a beautiful personality too, respect her boundries and you will have a great time in her company, got lots to explore with Dee Dee and I can’t wait. Thanks Dee Dee XXX and Aimee for arranging X

    2026/02/16 at 10:46 pm
  • By Iron Horse for Dionne

    It Simply Cannot Get Better

    I spent an unbelievable 2 hours with the gorgeous Dionne last night. Her easy conversation, non-stop giving personality, and the most sensual skin I have ever caressed, all created the most sensational experience I have ever had. This morning I woke as if in a dream as the memories of Dionne lingered tantalisingly in my mind and whole body. Truly, I am now left to face the stark question – How can anything be better than this? Treat her well gents, and you will find nirvana.

    2026/02/17 at 7:51 am
  • By Adam II for Maya

    Amazing

    Thanks again Maya, that was such a great experience and you look lovely (as always). Thanks Noir for arranging.

    2026/02/17 at 2:33 pm
  • By Geoff for Megan

    Last week I went to see Megan for a second time and I thoroughly enjoyed my time with her. From the moment we start talking we were kissing. Her profile says she has nice juicy lips and I can confirm they were very juicy. Whatever I suggested she was up for it and she has a lot of energy. Anyone thinking of meeting up with Megan I would 100% recommend her. She has bags of energy and it was an hour well spent with her. Thankyou Megan for a lovely time and thanks to Aimee and Jen for arranging.

    2026/02/18 at 3:27 pm
  • By Quinton for Dionne

    Pure Elegance

    Had a lovelty time with this beautiful and articulate young lady. A truly elite young woman with a model’s poise and elegance. She would make the perfect dinner date. Right at the top of the list for another evening at my place. Thanks to Aimee for arranging and thanks to Dionne for a wonderful experience. xx

    2026/02/18 at 8:49 pm
  • By Rj for Sophie

    5 stars

    The was this girl can make you giggle she really is one of a kind. treat her good guys

    2026/02/19 at 10:44 am
  • By Iron Horse for DeeDee

    A Perfect Blend of Mutual Giving

    I had the supreme pleasure of a dinner date with DeeDee that we extended into a fifth hour. Our evening had every variety of companionship, gift giving to start followed by pre-dinner intimacy. The Italian dinner was a huge win with great food and better conversation – a true GFE. Then, by request, I experienced Mistress! The queen of DOM. It was my first ever experience of this but the tiger unleashed within DeeDee was something to behold. This lovely red-haired angel is an absolute treasure. You will not be disappointed if you treat her right. Thanks DeeDee xx

    2026/02/19 at 2:30 pm
  • By Adam II for Mercedes

    Good service

    Thanks for seeing me today and the good service. Very pretty lady in great shape. Thanks noir for arranging.

    2026/02/19 at 6:08 pm
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Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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