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  • By david for Ivy

    All Time High

    With Ivy I’ve seen her four nights in a row, something I’ve never done before. My other reviews of her cover things but she is simply the best person! She will make you feel like James Bond. (go on YouTube and search for James Bond ‘Octopussy theme’ and All Time High).

    She’s sweet, kind, funny and smart in addition to having the body of a Greek Goddess.

    If you’re kind and a gentleman with Ivy she will repay that 1000x. Fiery in more intimate things; very enthusiastic and skilled.

    The best person I’ve ever met in this unusual way of meeting.

    2026/03/04 at 3:49 pm
  • By David for Ivy

    My muse

    Ivy has achieved a first for me. I’ve seen her five nights in a row, something I’ve never done before.

    My other reviews have said everything that needs to be said, really.

    If you behave as a gentleman to Ivy she will 1000x that and make you feel like the centre of the universe. The opportunity to spend an evening with an intelligent, charming, funny, fun and warm woman with the body of a Greek Goddess. (So enthusiastic and eager to please in more intimate matters as well.)

    Ivy is just a joy to be around and it’s been my deep privilege to spend these evenings with her. Thank you Ivy,

    And Noir are simply the best agency. They care about the ladies as well as us and that makes this feel safe and ethical. Aimee and Jen couldn’t have been more helpful in arranging my assignations!

    2026/03/04 at 8:18 pm
  • By Smitten! for Sammie

    Fantastic - again!

    I thought I was going to be late but made it on time and it was fabulous! Sammie never disappoints!

    2026/03/05 at 1:36 pm
  • By T for Ivy

    Positive

    Seen Ivy about 3 weeks ago for the first time. Beautiful girl, polite and friendly and made me feel young again. Thanks Ivy and Noir.

    2026/03/06 at 9:28 am
  • By Ben for Bethany

    Excellence

    Seamless booking system and excellent communication in lead up to appt was a good sign.
    Bethany is stunning and attentive to all your needs. She has an incredible figure and makes you feel Very relaxed and special from minute one. I will definitely be back. Maybe a little tie and tease next time too 😉

    2026/03/06 at 2:17 pm
  • By Bill for Sophie

    !!!

    Made me feel like the luckiest man in the world🤩🤩🤩

    2026/03/07 at 8:18 am
  • By Alex for DeeDee

    Divine

    DeeDee was divine, great booking and thank you for arranging

    2026/03/07 at 8:14 pm
  • By David for Jade

    A perfect girlfriend experience with a beautiful, passionate, modest, funny, happy-go-lucky woman

    I had a lovely time with Jade. She has a sensational physique and is incredibly enthusiastic in intimate moments, but is warm, kind engaging and has a great sense of humour (and that makes all the difference to me). She’ll make you feel that her entire attention is focused on you – a lovely girlfriend experience.

    She’s such a ‘happy-go-lucky’ person that she makes one feel younger and less jaded (pun intended).

    Thank you Jade for our time together. You really made my evening.

    2026/03/08 at 12:00 am
  • By Jack for Sophie

    Hit the spot

    First meeting with Sophie a few weeks ago now. Absolutely stunning woman who was responsive to my attention and gave me plenty of attention in return.

    2026/03/08 at 2:00 am
  • By David for Ivy

    5/5

    Ivy more than lives up to her pictures. She’s petite and very attractive, if as I do you like tiny brunettes.

    She’s also warm, kind and intelligent. A good conversation guaranteed as well.

    As we always should, kindness and gentleness goes a long way and will bring out the very best in Ivy.

    5/5

    2026/03/08 at 9:47 am
  • By Amazed! for Maddie

    Automatic door! 🤣

    After a failed attempt a few weeks ago I finally got to see Maddie – boy was it worth the wait!

    She’s a lovely person and gave a fabulous experience! Thanks Maddie. 🥰

    2026/03/08 at 2:17 pm
  • By Jas for Sophie

    Angel

    Very bubbly and friendly girl, very giggly which makes you feel nice at ease. Very easy going. I have not stopped thinking about Sophie since my last booking a few months back, payday is near and I will be seeing you soon Sophie!! Be expecting a gift as you are a gift to the world.

    2026/03/08 at 10:11 pm
  • By David for Ivy

    Words fail me - laughter and passion

    Ivy was the last person I wanted to see before leaving the UK for a significant period. I’ve seen her six times in nine days. That says it all really.

    She is kind, gentle, passionate and affectionate with a wonderful sense of humour. She’s enthusiastic and giving. The body of a Greek Goddess. If you treat her with kindness and affection yourself, you will be rewarded beyond your wildest dreams.

    My previous reviews of Ivy say it all.

    Thank you so much, Ivy – until my next visit back to the area. You’re so good at this, but also a lovely human being. x

    2026/03/08 at 11:11 pm
  • By Ian for Bethany

    Stunning beauty

    I’ve seen Bethany in multiple times now and each time just gets better I missed being in her presence her fragrance and her eyes just draw me in every time. She’s very good at what she does and skilled in the right ways, can’t wait to see you again thanks Bethany

    2026/03/09 at 12:34 pm
  • By peter for Sophie

    smashing girl

    Met sophie for incall and she is a very pretty caring and intelligent girl who proves an excellent service.Well worth a visit.Noir have some wonderful girls .Thank you.

    2026/03/09 at 12:47 pm
  • By peter for Sophie

    5 star

    sorry forgot the star rating.5 star girl.

    2026/03/09 at 12:50 pm
  • By Tom for Bethany

    The Best

    I have seen Bethany many times now and each time is better than the last. Bethany is a great conversationalist and highly skilled, taking care of all my needs. I would marry her if she let me! I look forward to seeing her again and would highly recommend her.

    2026/03/09 at 2:39 pm
  • By Rj for Vanessa

    I met Vanessa today the meet went like a breath of fresh air turned up on time nothing was any trouble for her thanks very much & thanks to the team at noir

    2026/03/09 at 6:57 pm
  • By Sami for Mercedes

    Mercedes was an absolute delight

    Polite
    Caring
    Pretty
    And great company.

    2026/03/09 at 10:06 pm
  • By Smitten! for Sammie

    Never disappoints!

    Saw Sammie at short notice yesterday – always a fabulous time and never disappoints.
    Thanks Sammie – see you again soon!

    2026/03/10 at 9:51 am
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Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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