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  • By A for Maya

    Fantastic

    Great to see Maya again

    2025/07/29 at 9:23 pm
  • By Geoff for Mercedes

    Great company

    Last week I spent an hour with Mercedes and we got on well. Very chatty. I just wished kissing was involved because that would have been perfect.

    2025/07/30 at 1:38 pm
  • By Jeffman for Sammie

    Amazing

    She is just the hottest, moist sexy woman I have met. Amazing

    2025/07/31 at 4:45 pm
  • By Adam for Bethany

    Mesmerising

    From the minute I walked I was completely mesmerised by the beauty Beth had at the door. From head to toe she was a goddess and by the looks it takes little effort for her.

    During the (original) 1 hour booking I quickly asked for more time to be in her company.

    Well worth anyone’s time. I highly recommend 😍

    2025/07/31 at 6:40 pm
  • By K for Bethany

    Bethany is a 10/10, amazing personality and sexy. Had a great time with her would definitely see her again.

    2025/07/31 at 9:18 pm
  • By Zak for Ivy

    Fantastic booking with Ivy . Having seen Ivy several times before, it’s always pleasant to catch up.
    Ivy is very conversational so the mood is never dull, so I’d highly recommend.

    2025/08/01 at 6:35 pm
  • By Troy for Luna

    Wow

    I booked Luna last night, the whole process was very quick and pleasant. She was at my Leeds hotel within 20 minutes and turned up looking stunning. I couldn’t believe my luck and was immediately excited. She’s a very naturally sexy, attractive girl. She has a sweet nature, is soft spoken and has a flirty naughtiness about her. I will be booking again soon x

    2025/08/02 at 7:50 am
  • By LL for Bethany

    Just Whoa!

    What can I say but, Whoa!

    Booked for an hour then found myself extending for another hour. Would have gone longer if I could.

    Absolute class.

    2025/08/02 at 11:31 am
  • By Peter for Sammie

    Wow - what a hot lady!

    I’ve just had an amazing 2 hours with Sammie. Pretty lady, lovely body, confident, chatty, gentle, but so hot! Obviously enjoys her work, she obviously wanted to please me and succeeded. She’s very energetic and nearly exhausted me. I will definitely be booking her again.

    2025/08/02 at 3:56 pm
  • By Mark Corfield for Lara

    Very nice

    Very pretty blonde, very friendly, def would book again.

    2025/08/02 at 10:33 pm
  • By Nino for Bethany

    Afternoon meet

    Bethany is lovely person who as she says wants to fulfil your desires.
    She is intuitive and her profile is accurate.
    A genuine person who deserves the same in return.

    2025/08/04 at 4:42 pm
  • By Billy for Bethany

    Addictive

    I met Bethany for the 3rd time a couple of weeks ago and if our diaries aligned it would be the 30th time.
    This lady is more than a fun meet, she is a classy mesmerising companion. The fun stuff is sexy and naughty and the before during and after conversations are incredibly deep and understanding. Always immaculate in her appearance she should not be missed. Did I mention boobs !!! Oh and eyes !!!!! Legs OMG, you get the picture

    2025/08/04 at 8:35 pm
  • By Darren for Mercedes

    Absolutely stunning girl body to die for perfect at what she does and great company to chat to just wow so sexy

    2025/08/05 at 1:48 pm
  • By emma for Bethany

    Very real

    Bethany is so special and real full of positive energy and smiles. She is really nice. You don’t want to leave her for a second.

    2025/08/05 at 10:45 pm
  • By D for Bethany

    Dam

    What can I say but just best Iv Ever had

    2025/08/06 at 8:44 pm
  • By Tom for Mercedes

    Room for improvement

    While there were a couple of positives to take from Mercedes (great looks, nice person) I didn’t feel this represented the usual value for money at the agency. For starters, she opened a group WhatsApp chat in the middle of our introductions while I was awaiting making payment and she opened a video to watch on her phone. It felt a bit rude, especially when I’m paying for her time. Then it felt like there were too many restrictions and that things had to be done on her terms and there wasn’t enough attention to what I wanted. Normally, the girls are more attentive and keen to please and make this a happy experience for the client whereas I didn’t feel this here, it was all a bit minimal effort.

    I hope she takes the feedback on board and not personally, it’s nothing personal, just things that could be improved because the core qualities are there 🙂

    2025/08/07 at 11:27 am
  • By Vami for Bethany

    Excellent personality

    Wow spent wonderful time best in the noir

    2025/08/07 at 1:50 pm
  • By Timothy for Bethany

    Lovely gotl

    I met Bethany for the first time a couple weeks ago and it was a lovely meet. She was great to talk to and look forward to seeing her again

    2025/08/08 at 8:34 pm
  • By A for Mercedes

    The Best

    I have seen Mercedes quite a few times now and she is amazing. You could not wish to see a nicer girl. Who ever wrote the last review obviously doesn’t know how to treat a lady. Be nice and be respectful and you will have a fantastic time!

    2025/08/08 at 8:37 pm
  • By cj for Bethany

    amazing again

    Hi seen this lady for second time and she is everybit as incredibel as the first, she’s got that Ana-de in bond film aura, breathtakingly beautiful . Time with her is a 10/10 and well worth it , I leave her feeling like I’m floating on cloud nine. Wow amezing thank you

    2025/08/09 at 10:27 am

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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