Model Reviews

Ivy is the kindest and gentlest lady you can hope to meet. Genuinely sweet and radiating authenticity. If you like petite brunettes who give Athena vibes (Greek mythology) you will not be disappointed. If you behave as a gentleman to her you will be treated with the tenderness and passion of your best girlfriend.

I can’t think of enough good things to say about Ivy. She’s stunning but also a lovely human being. Warm and friendly and funny. Her pictures undersell how amazing her physique is.

Mercedes lives up to her name. Very engaging and intelligent. But perhaps the most lovely physique at Noir (if you like genuinely pretty petite brunettes). Warm and funny; sizzling in other matters.

I don’t want to leave this review as she will only become ever more unavailable!

5/5

Gents, I have started exploring the companionship side of things beyond the purely physical experience. So far it has been a fantastic experiment and I really have to sing Maddie’s praises in this regard. We had a wonderful day in York, with a visit to the dungeons, a stroll through the streets and parks of York, and of course, tea stops along the way. Maddie was absolutely charming thrpughout and we talked and laughed continously. I could not have wished for a more relaxing day, or for a more beautiful companion. Thank you Maddie, you made the day really special.

Ivy is so amazing I had to see her again the next day. My last review covers things generally.

But if you behave as a gentleman with Ivy you will get to know a warm, kind and intelligent lady with a lovely sense of humour and then experience passion with someone blessed with the body of a Greek Goddess.

Thanks to Jen and Aimee also for making this so straightforward and pleasant an experience. The best agency.

Megan was great! Cute and sexy. I had high expectations from the reviews and she met them. Would see her again. Lovely girl. We both thoroughly enjoyed the session! Liked her tattoos and piercings.

Sammie was lovely. Great skills and toned figure. Sexy ebony lady. Enjoyable session (my 2nd of the day!).

Very polite well educated young lady full of confidence in her self pleasure to spend time with her.

Sophie will always be a favorite of mine. She’s caring, compassionate and makes you feel like the only man in the world. She had me in awe. Until next time Sophie

With Ivy I’ve seen her four nights in a row, something I’ve never done before. My other reviews of her cover things but she is simply the best person! She will make you feel like James Bond. (go on YouTube and search for James Bond ‘Octopussy theme’ and All Time High).

She’s sweet, kind, funny and smart in addition to having the body of a Greek Goddess.

If you’re kind and a gentleman with Ivy she will repay that 1000x. Fiery in more intimate things; very enthusiastic and skilled.

The best person I’ve ever met in this unusual way of meeting.

Ivy has achieved a first for me. I’ve seen her five nights in a row, something I’ve never done before.

My other reviews have said everything that needs to be said, really.

If you behave as a gentleman to Ivy she will 1000x that and make you feel like the centre of the universe. The opportunity to spend an evening with an intelligent, charming, funny, fun and warm woman with the body of a Greek Goddess. (So enthusiastic and eager to please in more intimate matters as well.)

Ivy is just a joy to be around and it’s been my deep privilege to spend these evenings with her. Thank you Ivy,

And Noir are simply the best agency. They care about the ladies as well as us and that makes this feel safe and ethical. Aimee and Jen couldn’t have been more helpful in arranging my assignations!

I thought I was going to be late but made it on time and it was fabulous! Sammie never disappoints!

Seen Ivy about 3 weeks ago for the first time. Beautiful girl, polite and friendly and made me feel young again. Thanks Ivy and Noir.

Seamless booking system and excellent communication in lead up to appt was a good sign.
Bethany is stunning and attentive to all your needs. She has an incredible figure and makes you feel Very relaxed and special from minute one. I will definitely be back. Maybe a little tie and tease next time too 😉

Made me feel like the luckiest man in the world🤩🤩🤩

DeeDee was divine, great booking and thank you for arranging

I had a lovely time with Jade. She has a sensational physique and is incredibly enthusiastic in intimate moments, but is warm, kind engaging and has a great sense of humour (and that makes all the difference to me). She’ll make you feel that her entire attention is focused on you – a lovely girlfriend experience.

She’s such a ‘happy-go-lucky’ person that she makes one feel younger and less jaded (pun intended).

Thank you Jade for our time together. You really made my evening.

First meeting with Sophie a few weeks ago now. Absolutely stunning woman who was responsive to my attention and gave me plenty of attention in return.

Ivy more than lives up to her pictures. She’s petite and very attractive, if as I do you like tiny brunettes.

She’s also warm, kind and intelligent. A good conversation guaranteed as well.

As we always should, kindness and gentleness goes a long way and will bring out the very best in Ivy.

5/5

After a failed attempt a few weeks ago I finally got to see Maddie – boy was it worth the wait!

She’s a lovely person and gave a fabulous experience! Thanks Maddie. 🥰

Very bubbly and friendly girl, very giggly which makes you feel nice at ease. Very easy going. I have not stopped thinking about Sophie since my last booking a few months back, payday is near and I will be seeing you soon Sophie!! Be expecting a gift as you are a gift to the world.