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  • By Tim for Sammie

    incall

    I spent an hour and a half with Sammie and what a fantastic afternoon passionate with sparkling conversation and some laughter all topped off with with one of the best girlfriend experiences I have ever encountered lol to you Sammie hoping to see you again soon.
    Thanks to Aimee, Jenny and the team superlative as always

    2025/08/18 at 10:41 am
  • By Jake for Bethany

    Met Bethany again lovely lady amazing to talk to x never lets down always on time see u agian next time

    2025/08/18 at 3:20 pm
  • By Spudy for Young Duo Ivy & Mercedes

    Cute young duo

    What a fun hour. Easy to chat to, easy to be naughty with. Both girls are friendly and do have some interaction with each other. Don’t expect PSE but naughty GFE with two pretty partners!

    2025/08/18 at 3:28 pm
  • By G for Sammie

    Addictive!

    Saw Sammie for the second time in just a few days – WOW, couldn’t have been better, this lady is amazing and addictive!

    2025/08/18 at 5:20 pm
  • By John for Bethany

    Drop Dead Gorgeous!

    I met Bethany for the first time today. I think I let my thoughts out as soon as she opened the door. My first words, after picking my jaw up from the floor, were ‘I think I’ve just died and gone to heaven.’ Bethany is beautiful in every sense of the word. Our time together will remain between me and Bethany but suffice to say when I left I was one happy chappy! Treat this wonderful lady with respect and you will reap your rewards 100 fold. Im certainly no spring chicken but Bethany made me feel young again. Thank you Bethany and I will certainly be seeing you again soon.

    2025/08/19 at 1:20 pm
  • By John for Blake

    Great time

    I wasn’t sure what to expect, but Blake made everything feel easy from the moment we met. Warm, grounded, and has this quiet confidence that puts you at ease straight away.

    There was no rush — just good conversation, a genuine connection, and a really enjoyable experience. Attentive, respectful, and has a way of making you feel like you’re the only person in the room.

    Overall, a great service with no clock-watching or pressure. I’ll definitely be back.

    2025/08/19 at 4:45 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Blake

    Blake

    WOW just had a fabulous hour with the amazing and gorgeous Blake, wasn’t sure what to expect but I wasn’t disappointed, once I got to know Blake it was a relaxed booking with lots of laughs and more besides which will be repeated again at some point soon and more to explore, Thanks Blake you were fantastic company XXX

    2025/08/19 at 8:15 pm
  • By J for Ivy

    Addictive

    Beautiful girl, great personality, easy to relax with, and a wonderful body. She creates a genuine chemistry and provides the perfect connected GF experience.

    2025/08/20 at 1:22 pm
  • By Phil for Maddie

    Another wonderful meeting

    Second meeting with the gorgeous Maddie she is a lovely genuine and empathetic person and a great companion in all respects. Thanks to Noir for arranging again.

    2025/08/21 at 8:49 am
  • By John for Ivy

    Perfect

    I had been wanting to meet Ivy for quite a few weeks but our availability never seemed to match. I finally arranged to see her yesterday. Was I disappointed? Absolutely not!

    Ivy is a mixture of cuteness and beauty. She has an amazing body and knows how to use it. As for being shy, she most certainly is not!
    I thoroughly enjoyed my time with Ivy and will definitely be seeing her again. Thanks Ivy and thanks Noir!

    2025/08/22 at 9:28 pm
  • By Jay for Luna

    Hot luna

    Met Luna going back a couple weeks ago definitely worth the meeting. Easy to chat and laugh with and had great fun unfortunately I had to cut the meet short. Don’t how much detail I can into in here but you won’t be disappointed in meeting her

    2025/08/22 at 11:02 pm
  • By Steve for Maddie

    Genuinely lovely

    Lovely woman, very genuine and easy to be with. Really good company and the time we spent together felt natural and relaxed. Down-to-earth with a heart of gold. Really enjoyable experience. Will happily book again. x

    2025/08/23 at 12:53 pm
  • By A for Lara

    Nice Girl

    Lara is a lovely, down to earth Yorkshire girl.

    2025/08/25 at 7:04 am
  • By Aaron for Lara

    lovely

    Lara was really easy to get along with nice girl

    2025/08/25 at 7:23 pm
  • By Adam for Bethany

    Breathtaking

    2nd time I have seen Bethany and my god she is one stunning woman, her smell, her looks, her clothes. Everything is on point and any man would be looking to have her by their side. Conversation flows, her laughter is infectious and her eyes draw you in.
    Until next time.

    2025/08/25 at 8:01 pm
  • By Tim for Luna

    incall

    I spent an afternoon with Luna this last Saturday and this was my second time seeing her after a previous cancellation, from a personal point of view she just keeps on getting better the connection was immediate and comfortable straight away. Luna is an exceptional young woman who provides sparkling conversation and as things progress things become more and more rewarding.
    Looking forward to our next meeting I will count the days.
    Many thanks to Jenny despite being not well made the arrangements.

    2025/08/26 at 10:59 am
  • By Andy for Hayley Amore

    Been a while

    But amazing to soo Hayley again

    2025/08/26 at 11:33 am
  • By Jay for Lara

    Lara was nice , and calm

    Good customer service

    2025/08/26 at 10:36 pm
  • By Jay for Bethany

    I had an amazing experience with Bethany . She is highly skilled, professional, and really takes the time to listen to your needs. Her technique is both relaxing and therapeutic, and I left feeling refreshed, rejuvenated, and completely at ease. She creates a calm, welcoming atmosphere that immediately makes you feel comfortable. I can’t recommend her enough—definitely one of the best experiences I’ve ever had.

    Very charming, caring & sweet.

    2025/08/26 at 10:42 pm
  • By Timothy for Bethany

    Second time

    This was my second time seeing Bethany and it was even better than the first. I’m already looking forward to the next one

    2025/08/27 at 6:43 pm

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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