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  • By Jon for Julianna

    The naughty lady next door

    Julianna is unbelievably genuine, stunningly beautiful and objectively the most beautiful lady in the world!
    I can’t wait to see here next time!

    2023/12/22 at 12:19 pm
  • By Ollie for Ameila is back!

    Wow, awesome, wonderful, pick what ever you like!

    Amelia is a beautiful, charming, lovely lass! Has a sweet, pretty face, and great personality and a pleasure to spend time with. Made me feel right at ease from the start to finish. Oh boy, wait till you see her with her coat off, if you know what I mean. Now wondering 🤔 why it took me so long to meet her?! Will try not to leave it so long again! Thanks Sweetheart and Jen for the help as always x

    2023/12/24 at 9:23 am
  • By D for Sadie

    My sadie-claus

    Sadie sadie sadie, my sadie-claus, i was lucky enough to have the best christmas with sadie,she is the best gift anyone could get,and just like santa you’ll need the rest of the year to recover!!!. There really is no better present to unwrap than sadie,she will leave you in a daze and on cloud nine,thankyou so much sadie for being the wonderful goddess and force of nature you are, if you get chance to be with sadie grab it with both hands,treat her with respect and she’ll give you an unbelievable experience ,as ever a massive thankyou to jenny and the team, truly the best run agency with the best goddesses,you wont find better!

    2023/12/25 at 1:40 am
  • By Ollie for Molly

    Good golly miss Molly 🥰

    I saw Molly for the first time today, oh boy! Cracking first meeting! Molly is a wonderful beautiful lass, pretty face and personally myself I loved the red hair! Molly is charming, lovely, and great to talk too, I felt very much at ease in her company. Don’t miss out in seeing her, you won’t regret it. Would also like to add and thank you to Molly and the amazing Jen and noir team, as this was a late notice booking, but happily fulfilled by Molly, what a great team you all are xx

    2023/12/27 at 11:23 pm
  • By Chris for Melissa

    Amazing

    I saw Melissa yesterday. She looked stunning in her black dress a 👠.
    An amazing booking

    2023/12/28 at 2:41 pm
  • By AH for Skylar

    The truly amazing skylar just book on fire 💥

    Skylar is stunning smells like the best perfume you can purchase full on GFE out this world tattoos looks like a goddess from Egypt I opened the door thought Cleopatra had turned up, body to die for fantastic personality just book you will not regret for a single second your choice of the best till next time

    2023/12/28 at 2:46 pm
  • By Neil for Molly

    What a gorgeous lady

    I had a marvelous hour and a half with Molly.

    She is a lovely lady – easy to get on with and gorgeously curvy.

    Great to talk to and even better in the bedroom.

    I highly recommend Molly – I can’t say enough nice things about her.

    2023/12/29 at 4:14 pm
  • By Neil for Skylar

    Fabulous

    I booked an hour and a half with Skylar – I should have booked at least three hours
    I must admit I was a little intimidated by her photos – she looked like she might be more than I could handle!!

    She wasn’t too much to handle at all though – she is really pleasant, friendly and intelligent as well as being incredibly hot 🙂

    We chatted like long lost friends for so long I had to extend the booking!!

    I wil know to book much longer next time.

    2023/12/29 at 4:22 pm
  • By A for Sofia

    Very nice lady

    Sofia is a very nice lady

    2023/12/30 at 11:40 pm
  • By S for Molly

    Wonderful ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

    Molly was just delightful , lovely to talk to , made me feel really relaxed .
    A women who is gorgeously curvy with amazing red hair and great fun.
    Great comms with Jen and it could not have been more easy and efficient.

    2023/12/31 at 2:34 pm
  • By Tom for Julianna

    Lovely as ever

    Saw Julianna the other day and she was as lovely as ever. Very pleasant company and a very beautiful and true lady from head to toe. I always enjoy seeing her, she’s a class act and truly unique.

    2024/01/01 at 1:10 pm
  • By Ollie for Cara

    What a way to start 2024!! 🥂🥰

    Best New Year’s Day ever!!! Cara just blows me away every time I meet her, with each meeting getting better and better every time, and I believe this one was the best yet! I simply adore seeing her, Cara is so beautiful, fun, friendly, charming and so so lovely 🥰. Has left me on a high once again! As always darling, thank you 🤩, already counting down till I see you again! Xx

    2024/01/01 at 6:33 pm
  • By Dom for Melissa

    thank you

    Thank you Noir for the best Christmas present I’ve ever had. Just had an hour with Melissa and I have to say she is the perfect woman. Stunning to look at and fun to be with. I can’t recommend her enough. Whatever I get from Santa tomorrow will never be as good as what I’ve just had and I will definitely be going back to see her again, and again, and again.

    2024/01/01 at 11:48 pm
  • By Ian for Jodie

    one of the best by far

    Spent an amazing 2.5hrs with Jodie, want an amazing sexy and open minded women, thank you xx

    2024/01/02 at 2:16 pm
  • By Neil for Molly

    A happy start to the new year

    It’s not often that I see the same lady twice so close together, but having had such a splendid time with Molly I decided another, longer visit would be a great way to kick off 2024 so I booked three hours.

    It’s so easy to relax and have a conversation with Molly and she is even more gorgeous when she laughs!

    I had a great start to the afternoon chatting and relaxing until we moved to the bedroom when the day got even more wonderful.

    2024/01/03 at 9:04 am
  • By Kirk for Skylar

    beautiful high end girl

    Skylar is elite in every way, from the moment she opens the door and gives you that big white smile. She smells and looks gorgeous. Can have an intellectual conversation and you can tell she is genuinely interested in you and wants to give you an all round amazing experience. She has a lovely soft voice and can make you feel relaxed before she takes you to heaven. Skylar is very good at what she does and you will leave 100% satisfied but wanting more. I can imagine many guys get addicted.

    2024/01/03 at 2:50 pm
  • By Jason for Vanessa

    Va va Voom Vanessa

    Hilarious (dry humour) and dripping with cool sexual confidence . Vanessa is five stars
    Pretty face and Amazonian physique this girl is a treat ……………

    2024/01/04 at 9:56 am
  • By Ollie for Melissa

    Magical Melissa 🥰

    Have meet Melissa a few times now, but has not been for a good wee while till today. Was wonderful seeing her again! Great meeting and really nice to catch up! She still is as lovely, Beautiful, fun, friendly and charming as ever, better even! Definitely a proper gem 💎 of a lass! Thanks sweetheart, was an absolute pleasure xx

    2024/01/04 at 3:43 pm
  • By A for Skylar

    Stunning

    What a fantastic last meet of 2023

    2024/01/05 at 6:52 pm
  • By yorkie for Layla

    a night to remember with amazing layla perfect in every way from the moment i saw her layla takes you away to a wonderful place a place of pure ecstasy a perfect trip to take with the woman of my dreams thanks layla you made all my dreams come true will see you soon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! noir escorts the best thanks for your help again jenny xxxxxxxxxxxx

    2024/01/06 at 12:05 am

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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