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  • By Dave for Alix

    What a night

    Wow. A stunning lady great personality fun sassy. I have waited for a while to see her due to life getting in the way.
    Look after Alix and you have a fabulous time.
    It won’t be the last time I see her.
    Until next time thank you Aimee

    2024/08/25 at 5:53 pm
  • By Shaz for Megan

    Exceptional

    Petite , friendly and quiete cute..its megan’s skills however where she absolutely excels…10/10. Trust me. She is brand new to this but you’d never know. Eager to please..great attitude. Naughtiest girl I’ve met at noir…can’t really expand as the review will get edited. Just trust me …

    2024/08/25 at 6:40 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Megan

    Megan

    WOW What a way to spend an hour on a Sunday, Megan is fantastic, hot as anything just an all round stunning Lady with a fantastic personality, never sure when you book a new Lady but definitely found a good one there. Thanks Megan see you soon XXX.

    Thanks Jen for arranging x

    2024/08/25 at 6:43 pm
  • By Mr smooth for Cara

    The best

    Just when i thought noir couldnt get any better. Pictures do not do her justice. All women is Cara, curves in all the right places. incredible all over tan & smelt devine. arrived dressed to impressed & full of character & energy. booking again nxt wk.. see you soon xx

    2024/08/27 at 7:10 am
  • By K for Maya

    fantastic

    thank you for a lovely morning yesterday with Maya.

    2024/08/29 at 6:32 pm
  • By Dee for Maya

    Elite & tonned!

    Was a pleasure spending time with this honourable lady my god she was perfect! Definitely worth the drive. Her hygiene was immaculate smooth soft TONNED😍 skin, attitude second to non the booking just flew by, thank you Noir for such a diamond addition 💎😜

    2024/08/30 at 9:06 am
  • By Andy for Alix

    Stunning

    Alix is stunning and such a lovely girl. Can’t wait to see her again!

    2024/08/30 at 8:15 pm
  • By Andreas001 for Alix

    10 out of 10

    10 out of 10

    2024/08/31 at 1:37 pm
  • By Unknown for Cara

    Gorgeous

    Had a meeting with the one and only Cara and wow she blew my mind from the second I saw her. Her eyes hypnotised me from the start like I was in a trance. She has an amazing attitude!! Made me feel like I’ve never felt before and then ended with a very relaxing massage. Beautiful lady. Thank you Cara and thank you noir x

    2024/09/01 at 9:30 am
  • By Dee for Maya

    Maya

    Very well dressed confident girl fun and chatty and a very good meet banging body users it well what more can you ask for will see her again for sure

    2024/09/01 at 10:59 am
  • By Saj for Cara

    Simply amazing!

    3rd time meeting Cara for a dinner date. She’s absolutely beautiful and amazing. Always feel at ease with her, she’s so caring, there’s so much more I could write. Can’t wait to see her again x

    2024/09/01 at 10:12 pm
  • By Jake for Ella

    Lovely lass

    Really lovely friendly and accommodating girl!

    2024/09/02 at 8:01 am
  • By Shah for Elouise, Perfect for Party bookings

    Nicest escort I've ever met

    Really friendly, gave the best service, made me feel welcomed down to making sure I had refreshments and shower facility’s. Very honest girl the nicest escort I’ve ever met! Will see again and would recommend to anyone. Very pretty and very fit curvy body!

    2024/09/03 at 7:02 pm
  • By Jon for Lucy

    Lucy is a gem

    Fantastic young lady. Great attitude. Very warm. Beautiful and fit. Made me think she enjoyed it. That made me joy the experience even more. I will hopefully get another booking.

    2024/09/03 at 9:09 pm
  • By G for Molly

    Great

    Fulfilled my requests and was a pleasure to be with. Great skills and lovely chat.

    2024/09/03 at 9:43 pm
  • By Mr T for Cara

    Gorgeous affectionate lady

    Met with the mesmerising Cara this week and gosh what a lovely lady. Very affectionate and she gives a fantastic massage I must say, she is amazing at what she does. Her pictures don’t do her enough justice.

    2024/09/05 at 6:15 pm
  • By A for Megan

    Fantastic

    Megan is a cracking little pocket rocket !

    2024/09/08 at 11:24 am
  • By Dee for Megan

    Megan

    What a very beautiful young lady lovely attitude quite quiet and sexy nothing too much trouble for her goes over and beyond to satisfy skills second to none for a young lady so new to industry unbelievable she will be very very popular trust me thanks Megan

    2024/09/08 at 1:26 pm
  • By William for Alix

    Alix the angel

    Alix is a stunning young lady beautiful inside and out,treat her respect and you will have most wonderful night of your life,there arent enough words to say how wonderful this young lady is

    2024/09/10 at 6:43 pm
  • By Ph for Maya

    Best first meet ive had!

    Jesus! shes everything and more its rare you come across someone like maya wanted to extend but did not have enough money on me but will definitely be back. Sat in car writing this now straight after my booking hoping to get my mind off Maya so i can get on with my day and not be stuck on my morning with her. High class in every aspect thanks noir.

    2024/09/11 at 12:06 pm

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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