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  • By Junior for Mercedes

    Petite and sexy

    One to look out for , great all round and down to earth also perfect figure. She is exactly as she shows on pictures. Petite & friendly
    🙂

    2025/05/21 at 3:24 pm
  • By D for Alana

    Brilliant. Great fun. Lovely girl

    2025/05/22 at 9:48 pm
  • By A for Rebecca

    Fab

    Had a great time with Rebecca

    2025/05/24 at 10:23 am
  • By Shaz for Mercedes

    Awesome

    2nd meet with mercedes and even better than the last. Really lovely genuine girl,perfect slim toned figure, legs that go on and on, impeccabley turned out with makeup and a sexy police outfit. Great kisser, Shes down to earth, loves to please and is definitely not a clock watcher ( I had to remind her of the time). Great addition to noir.. shes in the top 2 for me along with hayley

    2025/05/25 at 8:11 pm
  • By Dee for Bella

    Bella

    Tad shy little nervous at first but be be gentle and reassuring and you will get your reward good looking nice pleasant girl and on time cheers ladies

    2025/05/26 at 10:58 am
  • By Miles for Bella

    Bella

    Well finally got to book Bella due to her hours being daytime, but glad I finally got to book her, very pretty Lady, bit shy but is willing to try new things, will be booking again soon, Thanks Bella X

    2025/05/27 at 2:06 pm
  • By Tom for Luna

    Nice girl

    Luna was really nice, would suit a lot of people going for the GFE.

    2025/05/27 at 2:33 pm
  • By Ali for Luna

    Nice lass

    Booked Luna for 2 hours, extended and ended up doing 8. I agree, great GFE, as other people are saying on her reviews. Had a few drinks with her and She comes out of her shell even more, great to have a bit of a party with.

    2025/05/28 at 1:49 pm
  • By A for Mercedes

    Wow

    What a stunner!

    2025/05/28 at 2:02 pm
  • By James for Ferne

    Fantastic

    Wow noir what can I say fantastic from start to finish cannot wait for next Wednesday
    #fantastic ferne

    2025/05/28 at 2:12 pm
  • By David for Mercedes

    C-Class

    Lovely looking & vitals are spot on, however, worth agreeing the ground rules immediately , as despite my best efforts to make things as fresh & relaxed as possible, Mercedes, regretfully didn’t offer a basic, open minded experience & quickly lost interest.

    2025/05/29 at 11:03 am
  • By Wakey for Mercedes

    Great body but not a full GFE

    Awesome body, lovely pert bum and small but perfectly formed boobs. Friendly and really chatty but this was not the full GFE for me, was not into kissing and not the most enthusiastic service so a little disappointing despite good first impressions

    2025/05/29 at 9:43 pm
    • By M for Mercedes

      What was missing?

      2025/06/02 at 10:11 pm
  • By Tim for Bella

    Dinner Date

    Yesterday had a fantastic dinner date with Bella what can I say! scintillating company being thoughtful yet intelligent and compassionate a truly beautiful young lady her body left me breathless and wanting more. I truly recommend her as an exceptional companion if you treat her well as she deserves.

    2025/05/30 at 10:12 am
  • By Tim for Bella

    Dinner Date

    Yesterday had a fantastic dinner date with Bella what can I say! scintillating company being thoughtful yet intelligent and compassionate a truly beautiful young lady her body left me breathless and wanting more. I truly recommend her as an exceptional companion.

    2025/05/30 at 10:13 am
  • By Gaz for Alana

    Alana is definitely unique , met her a few times and keep wanting more.
    She’s a beautiful young lady that loves to please.
    Deffos need a beer now! 😎

    2025/05/30 at 1:19 pm
  • By Nick for Alana

    I've never spent a more enjoyable hour!

    Well that was a treat! I spent a wonderful hour with Alana yesterday and all I can say is that if you want a 100% fantastic girlfriend experience, Alana is the lady to see. Alana is just lovely in every way, petite, curvy where it matters, and the next sweetest personality you could wish for. Alana’s attitude is just wonderful. I think it’s fair to say that we both really made an effort to unselfishly please each other, and after a very full hour we were both smiling and very satisfied. I should also say, even though it sounds like a cliché, that her pictures really do not do her justice. She has the prettiest face and an utterly delicious figure.

    I’ll sum Alana up like this: “I’ve seen a lot of girls over the years, and Alana is as good as the best and a lot better than the rest!”

    2025/05/31 at 10:37 am
  • By Jon for Hayley Amore

    Simply Perfect

    My first meeting with the popular Hayley after a while of trying.

    I can see why she is so adored, her reviews are spot on.

    I feel so lucky to have been in the company of such a beautiful, intelligent and all round lovely woman.

    She is sexy, open minded and everything in between.

    I can’t wait to see you again

    J x

    2025/05/31 at 8:20 pm
  • By J L for Luna

    Sexy Luna

    I finally arranged to see Luna this week as a recommendation from Jen and Aimee. I have seen most of the girls at Noir and personally Luna is my new favourite . She is well spoken and has a sexiness about her, you can tell she enjoys what she does and that’s a massive turn on for me.

    2025/06/01 at 1:44 pm
  • By Andy for Hayley Amore

    Wow

    Absolutely fantastic!

    2025/06/01 at 3:58 pm
  • By Bam Bam for Ivy

    Finally booked Ivy

    WOW finally got to book Ivy, definitely not disappointed in any way not only is she stunning but also has an amazing personality to match, as with any 1st booking you need to get to know each other but Ivy ticked a lot of boxes with room to explore, fantastic GFE, she is also funny and is definitely on my must see again list, Thanks Ivy looking forward to next time XXX and thanks to the agency for arranging x

    2025/06/01 at 8:12 pm

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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