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  • By Billy for Bethany

    Addictive

    I met Bethany for the 3rd time a couple of weeks ago and if our diaries aligned it would be the 30th time.
    This lady is more than a fun meet, she is a classy mesmerising companion. The fun stuff is sexy and naughty and the before during and after conversations are incredibly deep and understanding. Always immaculate in her appearance she should not be missed. Did I mention boobs !!! Oh and eyes !!!!! Legs OMG, you get the picture

    2025/08/04 at 8:35 pm
  • By Darren for Mercedes

    Absolutely stunning girl body to die for perfect at what she does and great company to chat to just wow so sexy

    2025/08/05 at 1:48 pm
  • By emma for Bethany

    Very real

    Bethany is so special and real full of positive energy and smiles. She is really nice. You don’t want to leave her for a second.

    2025/08/05 at 10:45 pm
  • By D for Bethany

    Dam

    What can I say but just best Iv Ever had

    2025/08/06 at 8:44 pm
  • By Tom for Mercedes

    Room for improvement

    While there were a couple of positives to take from Mercedes (great looks, nice person) I didn’t feel this represented the usual value for money at the agency. For starters, she opened a group WhatsApp chat in the middle of our introductions while I was awaiting making payment and she opened a video to watch on her phone. It felt a bit rude, especially when I’m paying for her time. Then it felt like there were too many restrictions and that things had to be done on her terms and there wasn’t enough attention to what I wanted. Normally, the girls are more attentive and keen to please and make this a happy experience for the client whereas I didn’t feel this here, it was all a bit minimal effort.

    I hope she takes the feedback on board and not personally, it’s nothing personal, just things that could be improved because the core qualities are there 🙂

    2025/08/07 at 11:27 am
  • By Vami for Bethany

    Excellent personality

    Wow spent wonderful time best in the noir

    2025/08/07 at 1:50 pm
  • By Timothy for Bethany

    Lovely gotl

    I met Bethany for the first time a couple weeks ago and it was a lovely meet. She was great to talk to and look forward to seeing her again

    2025/08/08 at 8:34 pm
  • By A for Mercedes

    The Best

    I have seen Mercedes quite a few times now and she is amazing. You could not wish to see a nicer girl. Who ever wrote the last review obviously doesn’t know how to treat a lady. Be nice and be respectful and you will have a fantastic time!

    2025/08/08 at 8:37 pm
  • By cj for Bethany

    amazing again

    Hi seen this lady for second time and she is everybit as incredibel as the first, she’s got that Ana-de in bond film aura, breathtakingly beautiful . Time with her is a 10/10 and well worth it , I leave her feeling like I’m floating on cloud nine. Wow amezing thank you

    2025/08/09 at 10:27 am
  • By Jack for Bethany

    Bethany amazing

    Very beautiful n genuine lady nice to talk too not rushed xx amazing body pics don’t do justice on profile xx

    2025/08/09 at 12:43 pm
  • By Mr C for Lara

    Fantastic

    Thank you for arranging Lara, what a lovely, sexy, young lady! I certainly had great time & enjoyed being in her company.
    Thank you again x

    2025/08/10 at 7:32 am
  • By Tim for Lara

    Outcall

    Lara is a very sweet lovely young woman with a caring nature she was a little tentative at first but soon relaxed, respect her boundaries and you are ensured of having a good time and she has very nice and shapely body.

    2025/08/10 at 10:38 am
  • By Dee for Maddie

    Maddie

    Quiet confident happy lady funny good looking and knows how to use her body no rushing chilled hour all good

    2025/08/10 at 6:18 pm
  • By Vami for Bethany

    Booked again

    Booked second time with bethanya can’t wait to meet her after my first meet. I have been using noir for three years she was one of the best I can say. Excellent service

    2025/08/11 at 1:57 pm
  • By N for Bethany

    Lovely lady, lovely chat. Lots of fun xx

    2025/08/12 at 7:50 am
  • By Neil for Mercedes

    Amazing

    I saw Mercedes yesterday afternoon for an outcall, she was exactly as described, a slender and attractive young woman. The initial conversation with her flowed very well and then I introduced some strawberries which she loved and made everything very easy and relaxing, I’ll come to the Belgian chocolate sauce later.

    We both had a wonderful time, most of it was without clothes. We both got to the point of no return, went past it and were both pleasured by the other, a GFE.

    The conversation afterwards was intellectual and very deep for someone of that age, a very capable young woman.

    I fogot the Belgian chocolate sauce… On second thoughts, this may be too saucy for some, so you will just have to use your imagination. If your imagination isn’t good enough then you will have to book Mercedes and turn your imagination in to reality.

    Thanks for an Amazing time Mercedes, we must do this again.

    2025/08/12 at 2:33 pm
  • By G for Luna

    Luna

    Saw Luna at short notice on Jen’s recommendation.

    She’s a lovely girl, great personality and eager to please.

    Thanks Luna. X

    2025/08/13 at 11:22 am
  • By John for Mercedes

    Amaziiiiiing young lady

    Saw Mercedes yesterday and had an amazing time. She has a body to die for and nothing was too much trouble. It’s been many years since I have had a meeting of this nature and so I was quite nervous, however Mercedes immediately put me at ease. She is very chatty and totally understands a man’s needs! I will definitely be seeing Mercedes again and would recommend her 100%! Thank you Mercedes and thank you to Noir for arranging with great communication x

    2025/08/13 at 4:38 pm
  • By NC for Bethany

    The one 20/10

    Seen Bethany 3 times now and oh man is she worth it! When I first walked in and saw her hiding behind the door, my face lit up at how beautiful this women was. From her smile, her scent, her eyes and her personality she makes me melt. She is so sweet caring – literally top tier, I never want to leave her side, I wish I could find the hours in the day as I would see this beauty daily, thanks Noir, you have a gem. NC x

    2025/08/13 at 8:28 pm
  • By Jason for Bethany

    Wonderful time

    Beautiful face, amazing body and bubbly, genuine and caring personality! Bethany really is stunning and I had an amazing time, lots of laughs and I’d definitely love to see her again when our diaries align. Many thanks Bethany and the Noir team!

    2025/08/14 at 3:18 pm

Noir Escort Agency Reviews

Your dedication and professionalism catering to your clients needs is unsurpassed. The experience your ladies provide is truly excellent and in my case without underestimating has been a true life-saver and that is priceless.
Aimee,Jenny and the team. X

Rating: 5

Not many honest and reliable agency out there. It’s not about taking your money it’s about finding the right match. I was shocked the first time I used them as was told they had no one suitable. That stuck with me and ive use them ever since. Great banter, great ladies and overall just a great company.

Rating: 5

Having met three or four of Noirs ladies i can honestly say each visit is heavenly and never fails to leave you pleased and beyond satisfied on every level. Jenny is icredible with her customer service levels, nothing is too much trouble and there is no discrimination against disabled clients either. The girls are always on time and imaculate in appeareance. There is a level of honesty in both noir as an agency and all the ladies that you just dont see in other agencies. This is how all agencies should be and should be run and the pictures are real of the girls what you is what you get. Treat jenny and the ladies with respect and you will never be disappointed

Rating: 5

I very rarely use anyone else than Noir. I always try these first as no other agency comes close to you for service and a feeling of trust. Your agency is ace and you and the team are amazing xx

Rating: 5

Thanks to the Noir team for making the process really easy. Jenny was amazing.

Rating: 5

Thank you, you have made using an agency absolutely smooth from stat to finish. I really appreciate all your help x

 

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